Texas A&M Reveals Uniform Combo For LSU Game On Saturday

It’s true.

We are a shallow, superficial, hollowed out phony of a team who’s coach would rather sip red wine (gay AF) and play golf (frat AF but gay AF when his old saggy balls sweating all over the cart seat and dangling out the side of his white, piss stained, 1985 Bike shorts almost to his knee cap acting like he doesn’t notice or feel the 108° vinyl pleather charring his veiny purple and blue coin purse because he thinks it’s raising his T level enough to chub up some for the cart girl’s next pass who always tells him “last call” to dodge him even on the front because keeping the change from his $20 for 3 mich ultras isn’t worth having to shake the lingering funk burned into her nostrils from the moth ball breath he was given as penance by the last Priest to hear him confess his sins on the way out of South Bend (no mention of the kid that died filming practice).

Y’all are probably gonna head home with the win but, damn. Why are you gay?

Long diatribe, but you saved it at the end.

Good call bro.

You guys got run at night, at home, in Death Valley.

Maybe y’all should worry about more than what the opposing team wears.

And? We ain't playing ACTs.

Average bitches-0

LOL