Spasweezy
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | Unfortunately, Louisiana |
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| Number of Posts: | 7266 |
| Registered on: | 1/2/2014 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Wolves are Cardio Kings.. Wolf chases Deer while Canadian drinks Tim Hortons
Posted by Spasweezy on 7/30/26 at 12:40 pm to LSU Coyote
You’re an odd little fella.
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re: If you damage the greens at Meadows, Josh will shite on your porch
Posted by Spasweezy on 7/26/26 at 2:43 pm to Splackavellie
I really kind of feel like Josh is just looking for an excuse to shite on something or someone.
I’m up to $33k/year. It’s almost comical at this point.
re: RIP Nissan Altima 1992-2026
Posted by Spasweezy on 7/16/26 at 6:04 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
In related news, auto insurance rates plummet as Nissan announces the end of the Altima.
Gordon also retired.
Gordon also retired.
re: Tips on how to bring down your energy bill during the summer
Posted by Spasweezy on 7/14/26 at 7:14 am to Lickitty Split
Turn off your AC. Turn off your lights. Duh.
That’s just that north LA water. Godspeed.
The Church of the King guy is a shitbag. Most mega church pastors are.
The commute blows arse. I still do it though. I sold my house in BR years ago and will not ever move back.
re: Fell into a rabbit hole regarding the Gifted and Talented programs in elementary school
Posted by Spasweezy on 6/11/26 at 3:25 pm to boxcarbarney
I have a freckle on my left arm and a scar on my forehead. I’m dumb as frick though.
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I heard she told the kid "I bet your girlfriend doesn't have cannons like these"
The actual quote was as follows: “I bet your fish head girlfriend doesn’t have cannons like these”
She sometimes uses the word “mom bombs” too as she drops them on unsuspecting yutes.
re: Favorite cursing expression or statement
Posted by Spasweezy on 6/8/26 at 9:39 pm to muttenstein
Shitlord
re: Chuck-E-Cheese, where a kid can be a kid (cultcha style)
Posted by Spasweezy on 6/2/26 at 2:00 pm to Placekicker
Par for the course.
re: Paging tLesbians of tOT, I have questions about Subaru
Posted by Spasweezy on 5/13/26 at 8:12 am to SidewalkTiger
Get an Eracism sticker and a Carpetmuncher sticker.
re: Men faking period flow. Time for the asteroid.
Posted by Spasweezy on 5/4/26 at 9:02 pm to Cell of Awareness
FTGE.
re: Things you started doing later in life that you should have done earlier..
Posted by Spasweezy on 5/1/26 at 5:10 pm to holdmuh keystonelite
Investing should be everyone’s answer here.
Cassidy and Letlow are both shitlords. frick em both.
re: Coroner called to shooting scene at fitness center; homicide detectives investigating
Posted by Spasweezy on 4/30/26 at 7:25 am to KemoSabe65
If you want to lose a brain cell or two head on over to Reddit and search “dadumbway”.
You will find out all that you did not want to know about the local BR rap scene and the associated “beef”
You will find out all that you did not want to know about the local BR rap scene and the associated “beef”
re: Tornado! Long-lived Tornadic Supercell Pushing into Western DFW
Posted by Spasweezy on 4/26/26 at 10:16 pm to Roll Tide Ravens
Damn.
Really sorry about your sister. I’m almost as sorry that you’re a Tennessee fan. Prayers up, friend.
re: Shots fired at WHCD. Shooter in custody. POTUS rushed out by secret service
Posted by Spasweezy on 4/25/26 at 9:15 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
It was probably Keith Olberman’s bitch arse.
Is your wife named Steven?
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