Lindsay Lohan's Billionaire Korean Bodybuilder Friend Looks Like A Cartoon

He is way to muscular. She is not even remotely attractive. If he is a billionaire, he could do much better than her.

He got some bad juice.. isn't even cut

not dating... They didnt say anything about him beating that hole out like a sarlacc pit though. You know he's tearing that shite up lol

not dating... They didnt say anything about him beating that hole out like a sarlacc pit though. You know he's tearing that shite up lol

Put this guy in a blue suit and mask and he would look like The Tick.

The juice is loose

A perfect addition to her whole cartoon life.

Not technically steroids but certainly doing something like synthol... Think filler where there is little muscle. Dude does not have a tone and lean face for a hardcore bodybuilder. Money can buy look-alike muscles I guess but he will be regretting it and getting surgery for all the side effects later in life. If I were a billionaire, I certainly could hit better than Fire Bush even if I were not in Adonis shape. Also, Fire Bush is doing anything to get attention now.

.. That's not two periods. That's the actual size of his balls due to the insane amount of roids he's on.

So is she done with her Muslim phase?

I don't care what yall say, Lindsay Lohan can get it!!!

She looks weathered.

That is an insane amount of steroids.

I’d still dick her down

Looks like he skipped pec day. Or something’s fishy(besides Lohan’s crotch)

Where's her burka?

Wonder if that Trash Bag is going to start speaking with a ridiculous Korean Accent now?

Shrunken head guy from Beetlejuice and used up Jessica Rabbit. Future Tim Burton film?

Wonder if he’ll instantly explode from his Synthol and the Hep C that she’ll give him..lol

Lindsay looks as rough as she did when she went through all that shite years back. At least Brittany Spears corrected herself, while Lohan just went through the guardrail.