Have You Seen This 'A**-Slapping' Competition In Russian?

Russians are the Japanese of white people.

This is one of those rare cases when a participation trophy makes sense. Everybody wins.

Green Braids...holy shite!

WHY IS THIS NOT ON ESPN

The arse on that brunette........ dayum!

Green braids yes

Yep. This is DEFINITELY where I parked my car.

A sport I could get "behind".

This is why the US is lagging behind the rest of the world.

IWHI

The guy part needed to be cut out you heathen

This is where other countries exceed the US standards. Not on healthcare and finances.

I don’t think the participants are even sure what they are supposed to be doing.

well, this work day just became extremely more unproductive than it was already going to be. US Open AND Russian arse slapping......and the DEMS hate the Russians?

Slapass

The blonde arse...oh my

How are leather pants not cheating? She should have to remove them to be allowed to continue!

That chick with the light brown pants with the white stripe down the side. Mother of God at that arse.

I love Russia

I need to plan a vacation.