Somebody Recorded Nick Saban Pitching A Recruit On Zoom And This Is What That Feels Like

Where do I sign?

How many LSU players are playing in the Superbowl this Sunday.. Including both RB's, Devin White, The Honey Badger? How many from Bama? I can happily say Bama has ZERO playing. frick Saban and his numbers.

If you play the message backwards it says Dodge Charger for you in any color you want.

Everyone here bothered by this is bitter. I don’t like it anymore than you do but you just have to tip your hat. It is impossible to argue with anything he’s saying. There won’t be another like him. Thankfully he’s getting old as frick for the earth, and can’t do it forever. He’s aged a lot in the last couple of years and will rapidly age more in the next couple. Old age is gonna hit him HARD.

Player no longer being recruited if he did this without Saban knowledge.

This dynasty shall end soon. Bama will always be good but staying great will be unlikely when Nicki leaves.

If anyone thinks these coaches really give one runny shite about these players, they are extremely delusional. They want to make money and win at all costs. The best coaches are usually the biggest narcissistic a-holes on and off the field. Saban admitted to staying in touch and liking maybe four ex-players.

Get up, dust of your knees, and wipe your chin Larry.

What a cuck. Dude could careless about his players.

I got fully aroused. GOAT!

10 seconds later, what color charger do you want?

Id like to see a fact check. I call bull shite on the amount of players in the league.

What about me, what about I, what about number one oh my me my. What I think, what I know, what I want, what I see!!! I like talking you, you, you, usually but I want to talk about MEE!! ME!!! I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MEEE. YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU I WANNA TALK ABOUT ME.

Saban with a the Yankees reference like urban kids watch the MLB

When he said the next school has 41 I think he mean SEC school but aight.

The Truth

It must feel flattering to have, Nick Saban, making a pitch to you to play for him (or at least not play against him.)

Aight