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Fat Drunk and Stupid

Favorite team:Purdue 
Location:fart
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Interests:Cards, football, bourbon, your mom
Occupation:lackadaisical shit talker
Number of Posts:105
Registered on:10/22/2012
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"Has that guy Legend melted yet

He is a geriatric blowhard that has never toted nor givin an asswhoopin in his life."


I mean Legend murdered a guy and did a stint. So he kinda did give an asswhoopin, at least once.
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Well, I saw Hootie AND the Blowfish at Beard-Eaves. Top that!


I was there that night. Followed up by Edwin McCain at the Supper Club, WHERE I TOOK A PISS NEXT TO HOOTIE!

checkmate
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We already beat our biggest 2 RIVALS Texas and the Aggots, now for #3 Rival



Literally no one thinks your irrelevant school is a rival.

No one gives a shite about you.
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WJOX in Birmingham used to have good morning show, and then the guys defected to making a podcast instead.




Jim Dunaway is an insufferable hack, who needs to let everyone know he's an Alabama fan, and a Tampa Bay Bucs fan, and he's a better person than you because of it.

frick that dainty know it all asshat.
Baldwin County roads are a safer place, ever since Kenny "The Drunken Menance" Stabler kicked the can.
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Kinda like “we gonna beat their arse every time we see them.” Then promptly loses to Bama in recruiting and gets the hell beaten out them 55-17 at home by Bama.



I realize, as you are an Alabama fan this is going to blow your mind, but thread isn't about you chief.
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Holy frick this is what rock bottom feels like



We've all seen this movie before, it was called "Auburn 2010 - 2012".

Sir, you are nowhere near rock bottom.
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Yes its kind americans do you run corrupt election after a while americans are damn tired of it yes its very american ask the brits ie boston tea party ie we were tired of being taxed pelosi and her gang anti american


What in the illiterate frickall are you trying to gibberish? Jesus Christ.
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I’m Texan. Which is a tougher version of southern


In reality, you're a sad little racist internet troll.

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Shut the frick up.



I wish I could like this more than once.



No one gives a shite about UCF
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Baseball is the best. that last gif is my favorite