Tennis Match Suspended 40 Minutes After 'Really Poisonous' Snake Slithers Onto Court

It was much easier back in the day when you could just walk over and stomp it’s head….

Every time I think about how I’d like to move to Australia, I see something like this and am reminded that you encounter animals and insects every day who could kill you where you stand.

This is so stupid. Off with its head.

Shelby the Swamp Man would have had him a new belt.

A “poisonous” snake?

No thanks

Was it a trouser snake?

Thought Barack Obama, er, Barry Soetoro was spotted on the court. Much more dangerous than any snake from Australia.