German Track Star Alica Schmidt Celebrates Her 23rd Birthday

They do have superior genetics.

Wow

I’d like to show her my pathetic version of blitzkrieg.

Makes me wish I was 50 yrs. younger.

Meow

I wood nut on her face

That's my future wife. Y'all back the hell up

I wonder if she's into short and chubby but highly intelligent guys. Asking for a friend.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

Good God

Congrats Larry, you actually spelled her name correctly for the second time out of 23 tries.

Is it acceptable to salute in Germany if it's not your arm that's extended?

I'd like to give her my wienerschnitzel

I'd like to taste her strudel

Another riveting piece by Leisure Suit Larry. Mein schatz ist verboten!!!

Her Schmidt don't stink.

She has aged so well!

Wood but cant....

WOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD

Legs too long. Face too seductive. Body too toned and butt too firm. For those reasons and more, she would never go out with me.