German Track Star Alica Schmidt Celebrates Her 23rd Birthday

Legs too long. Face too seductive. Body too toned and butt too firm. For those reasons and more, she would never go out with me.

I wood nut on her face

Makes me wish I was 50 yrs. younger.

Is it acceptable to salute in Germany if it's not your arm that's extended?

I'd like to give her my wienerschnitzel

I'd like to taste her strudel

Ach du lieber gott

That's my future wife. Y'all back the hell up

Congrats Larry, you actually spelled her name correctly for the second time out of 23 tries.

Her Schmidt don't stink.

I wonder if she's into short and chubby but highly intelligent guys. Asking for a friend.

I’d like to show her my pathetic version of blitzkrieg.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

Good God

Wood but cant....

Du hast.

23??? Perfect

Meow

Eich bin ein big fan

They do have superior genetics.