QB Blake Barnett & His ID Are Excited To Be Enrolled At Alabama

His chest looks awfully pristine. Better find the first tattoo parlor in Mulga if he wants to be taken seriously in Tuscaloosa.

Brb. Using imagination since no pics. Christ Larry

This guy already has the bright red alcoholic nose. Next Joe Namath.

Is this the retard who was annoying the shite out of everyone by Roll Tiding them during an elite camp of the summer?

Great read, Larry.

What a douchebag..

Lots of hurt buttholes in this post.

These replies are so full of butthurt. BB, thanks for your help in landing Damien Harris. RTR!

Thanks Auburn and OSU for two years of sweet holidays. Roll in shite tide

He could steal something and start as freshman at auburn

He is a beast. Highest rated QB we have had over the last few years. Lots of hate here.

I predict he gets broken in half first SEC hit he takes

If he commits a crime, perhaps he could play for Auburn.

How many articles have you written on Blake Barnett being excited about going to Alabama? I know of at least three. You seriously need to re-evaluate your motivation as a sports journalist...this is a teenager excited about going to college, for God's sake.

He seems like a typical bammer QB.

Loves himself
Thinks the world is interested in everything he does.

I predict that (after losses) he runs off the field without shaking hands with the other team just like the last two bitches who started at QB there.

He's just asking to become a victim of student identity theft.

This kid is worse than Beiber.

Dear LSU Fans, aren't you guys a baseball school? Why are you discussing football. It's not what you guys are good at neither is evaluating QBs. Stop.

He looked really good in the all star games. He has a quick release and good vision. I predict a bright future for him.

probably the least impressive highlight reel i've ever seen of a recruit