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re: The Pulse season V

Posted on 9/7/18 at 5:22 pm to
Posted by TexasAg13
San Antonio de Béxar
Member since Jul 2013
5888 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 5:22 pm to
Jimmer Fredette is a slightly above average at basketball for a Mormon
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149387 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 5:27 pm to
We will be back tomorrow for all of yalls indulgences
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 8:28 pm to
I actually really like Mormons. Their religion is ridiculous but they’re extremely solid people with superb values and a hardcore work ethic, plus they’re very nice interpersonally. If I heard Mormons were moving in next door I’d celebrate.
Posted by Nguyening
SEMO
Member since Jun 2013
9094 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 9:38 pm to
Like just barely.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34904 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 9:54 pm to
I like the Book of Mormon play, it’s really funny.
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
51791 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 9:59 pm to
I’ve been wanting to see it for years.

The South Park episode on Mormons was pure greatness.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 10:15 pm to
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Mormons are confirmed ballers. The top end of the spectrum is iffy, but the average mormon church league is like the SEC of church leagues lol.



Fundamentally sound.

They really bring their lunch pails.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46671 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 10:38 pm to
I actually work with quite a few Mormons (BYU and Utah put a TON of people into medicine) and I agree they are so nice it’s almost suspicious, like they’re all waiting for the day when they hear the code phrase and start killing motherfrickers.

My personal favorite are Episcopalians. They’ll match you shot for shot then hit you up in the bathroom for an eye opener on Sunday at church.
Posted by SafetySam
Gettysburg, PA
Member since Oct 2013
7435 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 10:45 pm to
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they’re all waiting for the day when they hear the code phrase and start killing motherfrickers.

Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
51791 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 10:58 pm to
Order 66
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 9/7/18 at 11:56 pm to
quote:

they are so nice it’s almost suspicious, like they’re all waiting for the day when they hear the code phrase and start killing motherfrickers.


Like ants waiting for the signal to attack.

frick The Nun. THAT'S a horror movie I wanna see!
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149387 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 1:00 am to
this has been a top 5 thread weve had in over a year
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 7:29 am to
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I agree they are so nice it’s almost suspicious, like they’re all waiting for the day when they hear the code phrase and start killing motherfrickers.


I actually think this is what they’re up to. But, I welcome it. We’ve got a lot of degenerate filth built up in this country and I’m waiting for them to clean it out. I’ve strongly considered finding a way to move to Park City; not only because it’s beautiful and I’m tired of the heat, but also because it would be close to the epicenter when they start their purge and so hopefully I’ll be skipped over and allowed to live in the clean paradise they establish after they reset America. I can’t bring myself to believe in their religion though, so I’ll have to fake it.
This post was edited on 9/8/18 at 7:30 am
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34904 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 9:54 am to
It’s pretty amazing that the quality of this board tracks along almost exactly with our positivity about the football program no matter the subject matter discussed.

If we beat Clemson maybe the Batman of moderators will post something more than a picture even.
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