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re: Let's all take a moment to point and laugh at what is going down on the 40 Acres

Posted on 9/6/15 at 12:05 am to
Posted by knight_ryder
XTC cabaret
Member since Jan 2015
3356 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 12:05 am to
Belichick can't even save that shite show.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20485 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 12:11 am to
Ags just won. I'm eating a bowl of blue bell. Reading shaggyTEXAS (lol) thread "Fire Charlie".


....today was a good day.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20485 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 12:26 am to
Sip's last 38 offensive drives:



TCU
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3 - 7
3 - 3
3 - 2 [Int]
9 - 18 [Fumble - Defensive TD]
3 - 9
3 - 35 [FG]
3 - 6
7 - 59
9 - 31 [Int]
3 - 8
3 - 7
2 - 0 [Int]
2 - 73 [TD]
4 - 27
3 - (-4)
2 - 6 [Int Defensive TD]
3 - 2

Arky
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6 - 2
5 - 11
3 - 3
1 - (-4) [Fumble Defensive TD]
8 - 44 [TD]
1 - (-19)
3 - (-8)
3 - (-7)
3 - (-2)
3 - (-4)
7 - 29

Domers
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3 - 7
3 - 8
6 - 19
3 - (-7)
3 - 5
9 - 60 [FG]
3 - 1
5 - 49
3 - (-8)
10 - 39

Recap
38 Drives
27 First Downs
24, 3 and Outs
2 TDs
2 FGs
5 Ints
2 Fumbles
3 Defensive TDs
8 Negative Gaining Drives
0 80+ Drives
1 70-80 Yard Drives
1 60-70 Yard Drives
1 50-60 Yard Drives
2 40-50 Yard Drives
2 30-40 Yard Drives


- from shaggytexas (thanks for making my job easy)

This post was edited on 9/6/15 at 12:27 am
Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand
Member since Nov 2012
1146 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 2:46 am to
quote:

1 - (-19)
3 - (-8)
3 - (-7)
3 - (-2)
3 - (-4)


Posted by BadAgg7
Member since Aug 2015
1717 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 5:02 am to
I didn't realize it was 3rd world bad. wow.

they're like the detroit of college football. broke, busted and belly up.
This post was edited on 9/6/15 at 10:05 am
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:41 am to
Can't wait to listen to Austin radio next week.

Posted by BadAgg7
Member since Aug 2015
1717 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:05 am to
it should be very entertaining.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:12 am to
"We might as well just shut down shaggy for the next two years."

What is funny is it wouldn't be two years, they are halfway through what will be a ten year downcycle.
Posted by BadAgg7
Member since Aug 2015
1717 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:21 am to
i hope so. i hope the whole state of texas gets tired of the horns and they never come back.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55241 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:45 am to
The horn meltdown thread on Texags premium is the funniest stuff I've read in a while
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55241 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:49 am to
.

Hook'em Fans
@HookEmFans
Updated by two guys who rarely take anything seriously. Hook 'Em!

Hook'em Fans @HookEmFans 13h13 hours ago

Some #NotreDame guy just fell into their boring-arse unpainted end zone again. Touchdown. #hookem

Hook'em Fans @HookEmFans 13h13 hours ago

How ironic is it that we're being sued because we allegedly have two offensive coordinators? #hookem

Hook'em Fans @HookEmFans 13h13 hours ago

If Mack Brown were still here, it might still be 38-3, but at least Mack would be clapping after each poor play. #hookem

Hook'em Fans @HookEmFans 13h13 hours ago

UGH, just realized there's nearly 11 minutes left in this game. Hey Notre Dame, isn't Jesus supposed to be about mercy? #hookem

Hook'em Fans @HookEmFans 13h13 hours ago

Only true Texas fans and masochists are still watching this game. Pain community and fans unite! #hookem

Hook'em Fans @HookEmFans 12h12 hours ago

Texas should bounce back and score at least 10 points against Rice at home next week. #brightside #hookem

Hook'em Fans retweeted
[url=LINK ] Shane @FLTXRedDevil [/url]12h12 hours ago
@HookEmFans Did Coach Strong suffer a concussion?!


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Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55241 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:54 am to
Kirk Bohls @kbohls 11h11 hours ago

If I'm Joe Wickline, I'd threaten to sue my offensive line.

Kirk Bohls @kbohls 11h11 hours ago

And Texas starts second half with a -- wait, wait -- a 3 and out. But the Dickson punt was really nice.

Kirk Bohls @kbohls 11h11 hours ago

Zaire has a QB rating of 251.1. I mean, is that even legal?

Kirk Bohls @kbohls 11h11 hours ago

I harken back to the Texas Bowl and the good 'ol days.

Kirk Bohls @kbohls 11h11 hours ago

That was Texas' eighth punt of the night. Could have sworn it was more.


Ryan Autullo @AutulloAAS 16h16 hours ago

Notre Dame Stadium no frills all the way. No video boards. No luxury suites. No jetpack guy foolishness. Just football for the Domers.

Ryan Autullo @AutulloAAS 14h14 hours ago

Charlie Strong's week one ensemble: White polo shirt, khaki pants that look to be a size too big, and black Nikes.

Ryan Autullo @AutulloAAS 13h13 hours ago

Good news: Texas' new uptempo offense looks really fast. Bad news: That drive went really fast. 3-and-out; time elapsed 72 seconds.

Ryan Autullo @AutulloAAS 12h12 hours ago

Preseason about optimism. Coaches/players optimistic, in turn so is media. Reality is Texas graduated a lot of good players from 6-7 team.


Mike Finger @mikefinger 11h11 hours ago

At Notre Dame, they say Jesus celebrates Fighting Irish touchdowns. That seems more plausible than Texas scoring one.

Mike Finger @mikefinger 12h12 hours ago

Big stop by Texas defense there. Gives the offense two full minutes to get off another punt.

Mike Finger @mikefinger 12h12 hours ago
Mike Finger retweeted Joel D. Anderson
There's no easy behind that offensive line. Two of those guys needed a hall pass to use the restroom last spring.





Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60140 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:02 am to
They will be 3 or 4 win bad. I wanted them to go like 6-6 to drag this thing out
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
7956 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:05 am to
Straight up, they can't afford to fire Strong. The AD does not have the funds to allocate. They are stuck with him at least 1-2 more seasons.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55241 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:05 am to
I still want 6-6 for them

"Charlie strong continues to show improvement"

Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:43 am to
quote:

kaki pants that look to be a size too big, 


Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58055 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:47 am to
quote:

Straight up, they can't afford to fire Strong. The AD does not have the funds to allocate. They are stuck with him at least 1-2 more seasons.


nah, if they let Red have the control again he'll buy the dude out
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28860 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 2:14 pm to
The Shag was absolutely scorched earth this morning.

Blame Swoopes, blame strong, blame Watson.

At least they are being honest that there's problems unlike the last of Mack's years and not making excuses.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58055 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 3:15 pm to
I think they would have been better off keeping Mack TBH. I don't think he would have put all his eggs in the Kyler Murray basket the way Strong did.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54630 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

Red have the control again he'll buy the dude out


Buying him out is one thing but getting him out is another. Not saying race will be an issue, but race will be an issue. Austin is supposed to be the liberal fortress in TX but Strong is their first black coach. They were behind conservative TAMU hiring a black coach, and well behind many of the SEC schools they often mock.

I could be wrong here, but if they can Charlie too soon the costal media folks will play the race card in an effort to force texas to submit to a B1G or PAC offer. Would the PAC ever go to equal revenue sharing if Southern Cal was not under the NCAA cloud and reigned in from their normal self?
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