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Warrior Poet
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I am going in dry this off-season
Just wanted to let you baws know.


Ole Ag
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re: I am going in dry this off-season
Your boyfriend is not going to appreciate that.


WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
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re: I am going in dry this off-season
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Your boyfriend is not going to appreciate that.



Dont tell me what I appreciate!


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Warrior Poet
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re: I am going in dry this off-season
I have a micro-penis, so joke's on you douchebag because he won't even notice.

And thanks for bringing it up jerk. Your insensitivity to my condition (a condition which many people happen to LOVE, by the way) has all but guaranteed my therapy session on Monday will go longer than the scheduled one-hour time slot.

This place is not conducive to my mental health when I am outright attacked like this. I have downvoted your post and reported you. And the mods do NOTHING. I just can't fricking deal guys. It's not like this when I post on Tiger Rant.
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AggieDub14
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re: I am going in dry this off-season
What a tool. A tiny little micro tool.


PowerTool
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Wut?


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cokebottleag
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re: I am going in dry this off-season
This kind of thread is why I like the ark. Self depreciating humor is rare on the internet.


TbirdSpur2010
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re: I am going in dry this off-season
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I have downvoted your post and reported you. And the mods do NOTHING.


Well that is a bald-faced lie. I scratched my arse like a dadgum champ after reading that insensitive post. Best scratch of the day, too.

And this is the thanks I get for it. Ingrates. Buncha ingrates on this boat

I'd threaten the cat o' nine tails, but some of you chucklefricks would enjoy it

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Warrior Poet
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re: I am going in dry this off-season
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bald-faced


are you making fun of my micro-penis? Please kindly direct yourself to the nearest Sonic Drive-In, sir, because I will NOT be called a liar and be laughed at for having a micro-penis. I'm drawing a fricking line with the penis stuff guys.


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WestCoastAg
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This kind of thread is why I like the ark. Self depreciating humor is rare on the internet.

is this the thread where we tell of our stories that made us realize we werent nearly as good as we thought we were at any one thing?

my freshman year i was balling at the rec. now i am/was in no means your best player on a team, but i wont be your worst. i had a decent first game and we won and i was kinda feeling myself a bit. next team came in and it was these black dudes that were built like greek gods. i knew we were fricked. im the tallest one on the team so im taking the jump, didnt even come close to touching the ball. then, immediately with that first possession, i get just completely sonned with an alleyoop. it was.....enlightening


CGSC Lobotomy
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re: I am going in dry this off-season
I downvoted your post and reported you...but that's because I'm an a-hole.


Warrior Poet
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re: I am going in dry this off-season


you would fit in on the Tiger Rant. You should switch it up and head over to the mecca. We downvote and report baws for no reason over there, and a-holes are pretty much the only kind of poster we have.


CGSC Lobotomy
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re: I am going in dry this off-season
I'm not allowed to post there.


TbirdSpur2010
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re: I am going in dry this off-season
Old school version of Diana Knight


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TbirdSpur2010
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im the tallest one on the team so im taking the jump, didnt even come close to touching the ball. then, immediately with that first possession, i get just completely sonned with an alleyoop. it was.....enlightening





I made Khris Middleton mad one time when my short arse canned a deep three over him. And by "over him," I mean he'd sagged deep off me in the post to go for what would have been a devastating block over my teammate. Teammate saw him coming at the last second and freaked out and threw a blind pass behind his head to me. I don't think he saw me at all, just reacted to the sledgehammer Khris was about to bring down. Ball kinda floats out to me straightaway between the circles. I'm not at Curry range, but definitely NBA range (I had been about to turn tail and try to defend an outlet pass after I saw the shot was gonna get swatted). So I grab the ball and Khris is recovering and sees me and I know he doesn't think I'll take the shot from that range. Little did he know, I have a knack for taking a couple of stupid shots a game But little did I know....that motherfricker can close distance like fricking magic. One millisecond I'm grabbing the ball and judging the distance. Next thing I know he is sprinting toward me as he realizes "this fool is actually gonna shoot." So I'm freaking out now and realizing I do not, in fact, have time to size up the shot well, and I'd better put some fricking air under it since I'm committed to the shooting motion. So I jump, and I rare it back....and back some more....and holy frick he's still gonna block it getridofitgetridofitgetridofit.....I shot that shite blind and felt the wind of his arm as he barely missed blocking it. I hung that shite HIGH, bruh. Felt like it took forever to come down.

SPLASH

Shot was so pure it tickled the damn box. And I turn around and Khris is just staring me the frick down with this cold look in his eyes while my teammates are strutting around like idiots and digging my grave deeper

I, uh, failed to score (or even get a shot off) the rest of the game. I also can neither confirm nor deny that I MIGHT have been sonned by 5 or 6 rim rattlers at my expense. Let's just leave it at that. :lol:


WestCoastAg
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re: I am going in dry this off-season
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Little did he know, I have a knack for taking a couple of stupid shots a game But little did I know....that motherfricker can close distance like fricking magic. One millisecond I'm grabbing the ball and judging the distance. Next thing I know he is sprinting toward me as he realizes "this fool is actually gonna shoot." So I'm freaking out now and realizing I do not, in fact, have time to size up the shot well, and I'd better put some fricking air under it since I'm committed to the shooting motion. So I jump, and I rare it back....and back some more....and holy frick he's still gonna block it getridofitgetridofitgetridofit.....I shot that shite blind and felt the wind of his arm as he barely missed blocking it. I hung that shite HIGH, bruh. Felt like it took forever to come down.

SPLASH

Shot was so pure it tickled the damn box. And I turn around and Khris is just staring me the frick down with this cold look in his eyes while my teammates are strutting around like idiots and digging my grave deeper

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tmc94
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My favorite thing about this post is someone actually reported it


Texas Weazel
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re: I am going in dry this off-season
Who done it?


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