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Now I see why some of y'all troll
Posted on 8/22/17 at 12:34 pm
Posted on 8/22/17 at 12:34 pm
I got Korin so mad about Wuerffel he made up a sig. I complimented his sig on acknowledging the truth about PM/Wuerffel even though I didn't say it and he never returned to the thread. I hope like hell he keeps the sig.
Y'all are gonna have to teach me more troll-fu though. I may have just become an addict.
Y'all are gonna have to teach me more troll-fu though. I may have just become an addict.
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Posted on 8/22/17 at 12:35 pm to Prof
Posted on 8/22/17 at 12:41 pm to SummerOfGeorge
I seriously need MOAR lessons though. I'm a total neophyte at this.
Posted on 8/22/17 at 12:47 pm to Prof
Korin is RTFU
Posted on 8/22/17 at 12:50 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Korin is RTFU
I know and what makes it so awesome is he's usually the troller instead of the trollee. Don't think I've ever seen him so mad.
Posted on 8/22/17 at 1:23 pm to Prof
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I seriously need MOAR lessons though. I'm a total neophyte at this.
1. Act like an arrogant a-hole to anyone that tries to troll you. Be message board savvy and do not fall for their traps.
2. VOLS. Not Tennessee or Vols or the Vols. Just VOLS, prof. This triggers the absolute shite out of a very large chunk of the rant. Combine VOLS with the arrogance I mentioned, plus think up some quick, witty retorts and you will start roping in the dummies with a quickness.
3. Pick your battles. Some threads you will just not be able to win, depending on the subject and posters in said thread. Be savvy and choose your targets wisely.
4. You don't have to actually believe what you're posting all the time.
5. Neyland's Maxims apply to trolling the rant, especially #3
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3. If at first the game - or the breaks - go against you, don't let up... put on more steam
Trolling 101 class is dismissed, user Prof
Posted on 8/22/17 at 1:26 pm to David Ricky
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4. You don't have to actually believe what you're posting all the time.
I'd go with most of the time. Gotta be confident with it though. See Serraneaux. However, it's way more fun to actually be correct and be trolling.
My favorite is finding people who have contradicted themselves, especially self-righteous assholes, and destroying them. Because, like most humans, everyone on the rant is incapable of saying "Daym, I was wrong". They refuse. This makes them easy to destroy.
Posted on 8/22/17 at 1:30 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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My favorite is finding people who have contradicted themselves, especially self-righteous assholes, and destroying them. Because, like most humans, everyone on the rant is incapable of saying "Daym, I was wrong". They refuse. This makes them easy to destroy.
reel_gator is one of my favorite punching bags for this lol
Posted on 8/22/17 at 1:32 pm to David Ricky
My boyz. 
Posted on 8/22/17 at 1:36 pm to David Ricky
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reel_gator is one of my favorite punching bags for this lol
He's a good one. A lot of the LSU guys are great.
Iron Puppets is the best one, but he's such a dipshite that he just posts random off the wall shite that you can't get satisfaction. You know you whooped his arse, but he's such a bitch that he still thinks he is winning and it just infuriates you.
Posted on 8/22/17 at 2:07 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Impressive class guys...
Posted on 8/22/17 at 2:24 pm to catss350
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Impressive class guys...
Our guys and forum adoptees are the best. Of this there's no doubt. Even George is a Tennessean so it must be a TN thing despite his Bammerhood.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 3:53 pm to Prof
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I seriously need MOAR lessons though.
Trolling the Gators means fishing in easy waters
I think making that shark gif your sig picture should chum the water pretty easily
Posted on 8/23/17 at 4:53 pm to Cheese Grits
This is fun 
Posted on 8/25/17 at 6:54 am to David Ricky
reel_gator is about the biggest dumbass out there.
He and TT9 don't honor ban bets.
He and TT9 don't honor ban bets.
Posted on 8/25/17 at 12:29 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Korin is RTFU
You know you got him going when it spams the
Posted on 8/25/17 at 12:32 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Iron Puppets is the best one
I'm glad we have him on this board, he always enlightens me on Nick Saban. Hottest takes on the board.
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