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Is Elko prepping for a mall Santa gig in December?

Posted on 10/10/26 at 1:09 pm
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8998 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 1:09 pm
Jesus, man. Surely there is a nutritional coach and strength and conditioning coach you can connect with. It’s not like you’re prepping a second QB who is using up those resources.
Posted by TigahTX
Member since Apr 2022
3797 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 1:12 pm to
Elko opted for more food instead of hiring a nutritionist
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3974 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 1:13 pm to
You’re shocked he didn’t lose 80 pounds in a week?
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
10425 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 1:16 pm to
Tickle me Elko…
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
17335 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 1:16 pm to
tamu should accept their place, they are two gay and weird for black athletes.
Posted by Aggie in TN
Franklin TN
Member since Jun 2022
3488 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 1:21 pm to
I don't know if it's a whiskey gut, a BBQ belly, a blue bell ice cream gut, or all three.
This post was edited on 10/10/26 at 1:22 pm
Posted by stitchop
12,872 great posts
Member since Oct 2020
2322 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 1:22 pm to
Elko's team nutritional plan is to eat all the players desserts
Posted by SanAg
San Antonio, TX
Member since Oct 2016
574 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 1:27 pm to
I wonder how many of the posters making the Elko fat jokes weigh as much or more.
Posted by 49 to nada
In aggy and gooner heads, rent free
Member since Sep 2023
5790 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

I wonder how many of the posters making the Elko fat jokes weigh as much or more.
I weigh exactly 11 pounds more than I did in college, and I was 190 back then.

Every single one of those pounds was totally worth it.
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
11982 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 1:46 pm to
He is about one snickers shy of Mangino.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15187 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 1:49 pm to
Elko looks like he has about 40 pounds of wet tamales (swallowed whole) in that belly
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
15337 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 1:52 pm to
Hes preparing to give ‘a little parenting’ to the kids that will sit on his lap….
This post was edited on 10/10/26 at 1:53 pm
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
40150 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 1:56 pm to
Ozempic and weight training. Hour per day on the treadmill. He can't be healthy with that kind of weight.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
10425 posts
Posted on 10/10/26 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

BBQ belly, a blue bell ice cream gut


Can’t go wrong with these two.
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