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Elko Press conference
Posted on 9/26/26 at 11:02 pm
Posted on 9/26/26 at 11:02 pm
That due just looks like he has completely given up. At this point he just wants to be fired so he can collect his buyout and buy a giant ranch next to Jimbo.
Posted on 9/26/26 at 11:03 pm to Linoge
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That due just looks like he has completely given up. At this point he just wants to be fired so he can collect his buyout and buy a giant plate of cheese fries.
FIFY
Posted on 9/26/26 at 11:05 pm to Linoge
Weighing 350 pounds and stress of a head coach will do that to a man
Don’t worry, one of the milkmen will stick it in his arse tonight
Don’t worry, one of the milkmen will stick it in his arse tonight
Posted on 9/26/26 at 11:05 pm to Linoge
fricker got rocked
Posted on 9/26/26 at 11:05 pm to Linoge
That soft schedule last year harmed them more than helped
Posted on 9/26/26 at 11:09 pm to Linoge
So he’s not talking a lot of shite like he did last year?
Posted on 9/26/26 at 11:11 pm to Linoge
Someone should have been parenting him before tonight.
Like, locked the pantry when he was a kid.
Like, locked the pantry when he was a kid.
Posted on 9/26/26 at 11:12 pm to Linoge
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That due just looks like he has completely given up.
I said it when people geeked out over Elko, I said it when Ark fans loved Pitt-boss, said it about Bielema, I’m still saying it about Heupel: it’s gonna take A LOT before I’m convinced any obese coach (or anyone for that matter) is/will be successful in any their profession. You have all the evidence right there that they don’t have discipline or self-respect, how can you expect good results? The successful fatty is the exception.
Posted on 9/26/26 at 11:16 pm to Linoge
They have three winnable games before going to Alabama.
The closing three games against Tennessee, Oklahoma, and Texas will determine Elko's 26 reputation. Win two of those and it's a good starter for 2027.
The closing three games against Tennessee, Oklahoma, and Texas will determine Elko's 26 reputation. Win two of those and it's a good starter for 2027.
Posted on 9/26/26 at 11:17 pm to dukeg7213
Wait til Moffitt gets ahold of Elko!
Posted on 9/26/26 at 11:17 pm to clamdip
Frickin board members love to throw out raises like they're Oprah.
These bastards need to work for a living.
These bastards need to work for a living.
Posted on 9/26/26 at 11:17 pm to molsusports
If they lose to Ryan silverfield things will get dicey
Posted on 9/26/26 at 11:18 pm to ISEN_AG
I’m a simple fan and I would have had interventions with aggy and Oklahoma about those extensions.
Posted on 9/26/26 at 11:19 pm to Linoge
He was extended a few months ago 
Posted on 9/26/26 at 11:19 pm to 1999
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Wait til Moffitt gets ahold of Elko!
Posted on 9/26/26 at 11:20 pm to Linoge
quote:I read that as "buy a giant bottle of ranch"
That due just looks like he has completely given up. At this point he just wants to be fired so he can collect his buyout and buy a giant ranch next to Jimbo.
Hey, I mean if you can afford endless hot wings, why not?
Posted on 9/26/26 at 11:20 pm to thatthang
Yea fat people in general aren’t successful because they lack discipline. You have outliers like Andy Reid but it’s mostly true. Saban wasn’t a lard arse
Posted on 9/26/26 at 11:25 pm to Big4SALTbro
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Yea fat people in general aren’t successful because they lack discipline.
It’s by far the rule. The exceptions are rare. It is what it is.
Posted on 9/26/26 at 11:26 pm to Big4SALTbro
As a players I wouldn’t respect a fatass telling me to workout. Not happening.
Posted on 9/26/26 at 11:26 pm to Linoge
Gonna be amazing when FSU fires Jimbo after his 2nd year one and Aggies fires Elko to hire Jimbo before firing Jimbo to hire the next Mike Elko
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