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re: Your funniest Bama fan story?
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:13 am to whatiknowsofar
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:13 am to whatiknowsofar
I have LSU alumni in my family. My girlfriend and I went to Baton Rouge for the game. My family took us to some restaurant that was a BIG supporter of LSU. They had trophies in one of their dining rooms from LSU. Anyway, my girlfriend and I had just gotten there about 30 minutes before dinner and did not have time to change our clothes. So I had an Alabama sweatshirt on and was walking around the room, looking.
I suddenly hear a squeal (no trying to insult) of "What is HE doing here". I look over and my cousin who played football for LSU is talking to her. So I go over and he introduces me to her.
She looks me up and down and proceeds to tell me that her nephew plays for LSU and uses some not so nice language. I was polite, and asked her what number her nephew wore. She told me and I said my thanks and goodbyes.
As I was walking past my cousin to return to my seat I mumbled under my breath "So I can laugh when he gets knocked on his backside". My cousin says "what?" and then proceeds to tell her what I just said. I looked back and just smiled and she looked like boiled crawfish.
I suddenly hear a squeal (no trying to insult) of "What is HE doing here". I look over and my cousin who played football for LSU is talking to her. So I go over and he introduces me to her.
She looks me up and down and proceeds to tell me that her nephew plays for LSU and uses some not so nice language. I was polite, and asked her what number her nephew wore. She told me and I said my thanks and goodbyes.
As I was walking past my cousin to return to my seat I mumbled under my breath "So I can laugh when he gets knocked on his backside". My cousin says "what?" and then proceeds to tell her what I just said. I looked back and just smiled and she looked like boiled crawfish.
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Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:22 am to whatiknowsofar
Not terribly funny but after the 9-6 game in 2011, I'm walking back to the RV. There is a Bama guy and his girl walking in front of me. Two LSU guys standing on the side giving them the business, so I tell the two LSU guys to give it a break, but they continue. I ask the Bama guy if he wanted one and I would take the other. He smiles and says, nah I'm good alone. I was not sure what he meant but two punches later both LSU guys are out cold on the sidewalk. The Bama guy smiles and tells me thanks and I tell him careful going home.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:25 am to WilliamTaylor21
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Couple years back I was on my way to the homeless shelter with a few boxes of food/clothing for them.
Well played WillyT. Well played.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:25 am to BC_t_AD
That sounds about right for a Bama fan, you probably do it at funerals too
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:26 am to WilliamTaylor21
you had me believing up until you said......
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beautiful girls
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:30 am to labamafan
You misspelled booty and you are bragging about a grown man sticking a finger up your butt hole?! Another stereotypical Bama fan, the plight of humanity
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:35 am to whatiknowsofar
Pick Six
Punt Bama Punt
The Reverse
Bo over the Top
Any coach not named Bear Saban or Stallings
Punt Bama Punt
The Reverse
Bo over the Top
Any coach not named Bear Saban or Stallings
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:50 am to WilliamTaylor21
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Couple years back I was living at the homeless shelter and stole a few boxes of food/clothing
Fify
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:54 am to Boat Vol
Im sure that happened just like you said it did.....
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:58 am to LC412000
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LC412000
and now the truth of Willy's T-town adventure comes out. Appreciate the correction of the revisionist history.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:07 am to skrayper
quote:Think we found fatty #1…
skyraper
Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:35 am to WilliamTaylor21
I keep trying to tell you man, I'm not interested.
Stop with the DMs... and get checked out. It is NOT supposed to look like that.
Stop with the DMs... and get checked out. It is NOT supposed to look like that.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:39 am to BC_t_AD
So you basically live in the projects. Figures.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:39 am to whatiknowsofar
2008 I was walking to the stadium for the GA-FL game in JAX. On one of the street corners was a rough looking dude decked out in Bama gear simply shouting "We're Number 1! We're number #1" at traffic, which was thick. It was awkward, because at the time, they were actually ranked #2 that day. So here he is surrounded by Gators and Dawgs outside a game, just shouting falsehoods into traffic. All by himself. Nothing better to do. True story.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:54 am to deeprig9
"surrounded by Gators and Dawgs", I laughed
Posted on 11/2/21 at 11:06 am to WilliamTaylor21
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WilliamTaylor21
Posted on 11/2/21 at 11:09 am to deeprig9
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2008 I was walking to the stadium for the GA-FL game in JAX. On one of the street corners was a rough looking dude decked out in Bama gear simply shouting "We're Number 1! We're number #1" at traffic, which was thick. It was awkward, because at the time, they were actually ranked #2 that day. So here he is surrounded by Gators and Dawgs outside a game, just shouting falsehoods into traffic. All by himself. Nothing better to do. True story.
Not hard to believe.
There are a few Alabama fans here who do the online equivalent of this everyday.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 11:09 am to Nitro Express
Posted on 11/2/21 at 11:14 am to whatiknowsofar
Not funny but my best bama fan story was the blonde that I raw dogged after the 2005 OT thriller.
We were both 19 at the time so if one of you baws have a hot wife that is about 35 and a step kid that's almost 16 years old with blue eyes, hmu Eskimo brother.
We were both 19 at the time so if one of you baws have a hot wife that is about 35 and a step kid that's almost 16 years old with blue eyes, hmu Eskimo brother.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 11:19 am to SidewalkTiger
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There are a few Alabama fans here who do the online equivalent of this everyday.
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