re: You think the Bama melts here are good

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Not crying. Auburn won fair and Square. That vaunted Auburn defense gave up 45 to Bama backup QB. Tua would have hung 60, but he didn’t play.

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Typical Bama fan. I have a couple I know. Some of my worst friends are Roll Tarders. As an LSU fan I good naturedly suffered their shite talk for 8 straight games. As an LSU fan I took our beatings like a man. Dealt with their obnoxious arrogance as the cost for continually losing to them. They actually believed that LSU would never beat Bama again, ever. That the Bama’s dynasty would last forever. “8-0! Roll Tard! I looked forward to the day I could return the shite talk favor in kind. What a glorious day that would be!

I tried to explain to them that LSU has had talent equal to Bama. That Les Miles’ conservative, risk adverse, play not to lose offense gifted Bama half of those 8 games and fueled many of Bama’s championship runs. That until the last couple of years, LSU had more players in the NFL than any team. But that Miles forced LSU’s talent ladened team to play with one hand tied behind its back. And gifted Saban a simple game plan to beat LSU. Stop the run.

Well lo and behold LSU finally modernized its offense. And we finally play Bama on an equal playing field. We finally took the handcuffs off those superior athletes we’ve had all along. And just like that, we lead the nation in scoring and put a whipping on Bama. After 8 straight games and all of that noise from Bama fans and what do I get after I predicted what an aggressive offense would do for LSU? Excuses! Excuses! Excuses! Tua was hurt! Although before the game they claimed they could beat LSU and Auburn with their backup QB. Because....? they are Bama! Roll Tard! Then after we beat Bama at their house, it was wait till they meet us in the playoffs, they’ll show us! Of course Bama fans expect the CFP to have a backdoor reserved just for Bama. That comes with that Bama royalty.

I warned them that Bama didn’t want to meet this LSU team again this year. Their Sugar Daddy, Les Miles, was long gone and we’d score the 60+ we should have scored the first game. In fact, I predicted that Auburn was going to beat them too and set fire to their unearned CFP hopes. And now that has happened, still excuses, excuses, excuses! I told them their Bama shite talking cards need to be revoked. You can’t talk all that shite when you are winning and excuse your way out of loses. And never give the winning team their due without an excuse attached. Take your loses like a man and the shite talk that comes with it. RTW?FU! Geaux Tigers!