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re: Will Sark start dressing better?

Posted on 7/30/24 at 3:04 pm to
Posted by TEXAS_1836
ATX
Member since Apr 2024
167 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 3:04 pm to
At least he looks healthier than Mike Elko. Doubt his fat arse can even make it up and down the sideline. Probably wont have to though, y'all barely crossed the 50 on offense last year.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
24695 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 3:05 pm to
Elko could certainly stand to lose quite a few pounds.
Posted by BevoBucks
H-town
Member since Dec 2022
5791 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 3:05 pm to
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But do you think Sark will start dressing better now that he’ll be divorced?
We can't all dress as sharp as Mike...

Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
17045 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 3:07 pm to
I mean, those are some horrific choices of clothing

Posted by TEXAS_1836
ATX
Member since Apr 2024
167 posts
Posted on 7/30/24 at 3:11 pm to
Mike kinda looks like George Costanza
Posted by Archibald
Member since Apr 2024
1979 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 9:24 am to
quote:

OH NO! Downvotes! How will I sleep at night! my life is over!
well you just wrote another essay, so it seems like you care… A LOT
quote:

The really sad part about it is that you are too stupid to even disguise who you are.
No need to. Only been Archibald
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Pretty sure this one was. I know it is your favorite
Lol

*gets made fun of for only posting photos of dildos*

*wipes tears from cheeks and doubles down on posting more photos of dildos*

Why do you dorks make it so easy to pick on you?
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
4704 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 10:55 am to
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well you just wrote another essay


so you answered with an essay?


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No need to. Only been Archibald


Everyone on secrant knows all your alters xwing/rancho/vinnershaveshisbush/kenny/archie. You are so ignorant that you can't even fool the idiots on this site.

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Why do you dorks make it so easy to pick on you?

That's funny since you are the only one that does. Pretty sure nobody on this site takes a four-time loser very seriously.

Getting banned from a site 4 times and continuing to come back is some serious loser obsession. I think it has gotten to the point now that most posters on here are starting to feel sorry for you instead of just laughing at you.

Poooor xwing/.../archie





This post was edited on 7/31/24 at 10:58 am
Posted by Lizardman2
Member since Jan 2024
1865 posts
Posted on 7/31/24 at 11:38 am to
She was unbe"weaveable" on tv.

Some horse in Texas was missing a whole frickin tail.

He will do like everyone in a breakup - start hitting the gym, losing weight, dressing better, etc.

He's still Starkville ugly, so he will just have to deal with that.
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
2090 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 12:33 am to
Totally got me. Not even mad about this. Proud that you committed to it being in your search history. Lol
Posted by AulderMagee
Dallas
Member since Mar 2024
3087 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 3:20 am to
If he'll just keep his finger out of his nose that'll be a good start.
Posted by DamnStrong
NOLA Til I Die!
Member since Aug 2008
4763 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 3:31 am to
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If he'll just keep his finger out of his nose that'll be a good start.


Posted by Mizzouligan
St. Louis, MO
Member since Aug 2014
1631 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 7:59 am to
Hopefully, getting cucked will help him stop looking and dressing like a fvcking idiot.
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
14609 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 8:40 am to
To OP
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
2090 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 9:13 am to
It’s July. Have some grace.
Posted by pickledpigsfeet
Member since Mar 2021
202 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 4:10 pm to
Dude has over 50 pairs of Stacy Adams shoes.
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
2845 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 4:14 pm to
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Dude has over 50 pairs of Stacy Adams shoes.

prove it
Posted by AulderMagee
Dallas
Member since Mar 2024
3087 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 5:50 pm to
He eats boogers.
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