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Why is Texas A&M Such a Joke?
Posted on 6/12/23 at 12:37 pm
Posted on 6/12/23 at 12:37 pm
Please list reason. I'll compile them all in this message.
1. College Station is a shithole
2. Gay prancing rituals
3. 5 years in, theyre 5-7...
4. They are weird AF. Humorless, dour, uber-serious.
5. They get agitated easily.
6. They aren't collegial in the SEC way.
7. They defend weird AF traditions that had run their course by the mid 60's and they appear foolish. If you tell them this get super-annoyed and defensive but it's just the truth.
8. They also have little man's syndrome, they've underachieved at sports for so long that they tend to pick fights. I find everything about them, except their notable fight song and great facilities, to be CRINGE.
9. They talk like they've been kings of college sports for years, especially ever since a&m left for the SEC. Their actual results across the board in all sports, however, would refute that stance entirely.
10. Too much homoerotic grinding.
11. They have to constantly advertise their Degree Mill on a LSU website
12. Well, they whoop and hiss in church.
13. They call us tu in official A&M correspondence.
14. They think they’re a blue blood program and get mad if you interfere with their falsely elevated self image.
15. And they couldn’t get in to Texas, which is why they’re at A&M. \
16. They are just weird in a gay cult kinda way
17. The Aggie nicknames for other schools are kind of cringe.
18. Their pep rallies
19. I honestly believe they accept too much losing and/or mediocrity.
20. Jimbo Fisher
21. Basketball coach sucks.
22. Baseball coach sucks.
23. 5-7 (and a losing record to Miss St) is acceptable after 5 years and money being no object
24. Detachment from reality?
25. Losing culture / acceptance of mediocrity
26. JasonDBlaha will "bake the shite out of you"
1. College Station is a shithole
2. Gay prancing rituals
3. 5 years in, theyre 5-7...
4. They are weird AF. Humorless, dour, uber-serious.
5. They get agitated easily.
6. They aren't collegial in the SEC way.
7. They defend weird AF traditions that had run their course by the mid 60's and they appear foolish. If you tell them this get super-annoyed and defensive but it's just the truth.
8. They also have little man's syndrome, they've underachieved at sports for so long that they tend to pick fights. I find everything about them, except their notable fight song and great facilities, to be CRINGE.
9. They talk like they've been kings of college sports for years, especially ever since a&m left for the SEC. Their actual results across the board in all sports, however, would refute that stance entirely.
10. Too much homoerotic grinding.
11. They have to constantly advertise their Degree Mill on a LSU website
12. Well, they whoop and hiss in church.
13. They call us tu in official A&M correspondence.
14. They think they’re a blue blood program and get mad if you interfere with their falsely elevated self image.
15. And they couldn’t get in to Texas, which is why they’re at A&M. \
16. They are just weird in a gay cult kinda way
17. The Aggie nicknames for other schools are kind of cringe.
18. Their pep rallies
19. I honestly believe they accept too much losing and/or mediocrity.
20. Jimbo Fisher
21. Basketball coach sucks.
22. Baseball coach sucks.
23. 5-7 (and a losing record to Miss St) is acceptable after 5 years and money being no object
24. Detachment from reality?
25. Losing culture / acceptance of mediocrity
26. JasonDBlaha will "bake the shite out of you"
This post was edited on 6/12/23 at 10:29 pm
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Posted on 6/12/23 at 12:39 pm to REBEL5 AC
2. Gay prancing rituals.
Posted on 6/12/23 at 12:39 pm to REBEL5 AC
It's not a bad campus, and they treat visitors well. It's a good school.
This post was edited on 6/12/23 at 12:41 pm
Posted on 6/12/23 at 12:40 pm to REBEL5 AC
5 years ago they were convinced that the messiah was the messiah
5 years in, theyre 5-7...
5 years in, theyre 5-7...
Posted on 6/12/23 at 12:41 pm to REBEL5 AC
Fan of University in Baton Rouge.
Calls BCS a shitehole
Calls BCS a shitehole
Posted on 6/12/23 at 12:43 pm to Wildcat1996
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Fan of University in Baton Rouge.
OP is an Ole Miss guy.
Posted on 6/12/23 at 12:44 pm to REBEL5 AC
A&M is a really good university in arguably the most talent rich football state. A&M has almost unlimited money & resources. They are a joke because their only football title happened in 1939. To give you some perspective, that is the year helmets started being required in college football. These are ancient times for the sport.
This shouldn't be happening. All universities have some unpleasant aspects in their pasts. A&M won't let their past go. They insist on embracing a collection of violently homoerotic rituals that make the entire nation uncomfortable.
This shouldn't be happening. All universities have some unpleasant aspects in their pasts. A&M won't let their past go. They insist on embracing a collection of violently homoerotic rituals that make the entire nation uncomfortable.
This post was edited on 6/12/23 at 12:46 pm
Posted on 6/12/23 at 12:44 pm to Wildcat1996
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Fan of University in Baton Rouge
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REBELS AC
Hmmmm
Posted on 6/12/23 at 12:47 pm to REBEL5 AC
They are weird AF. Humorless, dour, uber-serious. They get agitated easily. They aren't collegial in the SEC way. They defend weird AF traditions that had run their course by the mid 60's and they appear foolish. If you tell them this get super-annoyed and defensive but it's just the truth. They also have little man's syndrome, they've underachieved at sports for so long that they tend to pick fights. I find everything about them, except their notable fight song and great facilities, to be CRINGE. No other SEC school elicits that reaction from me either. I can't stand Bama fans half the time but they have a formidable brand, can laugh at themselves (occasionally) and 57 things to recommend them by. Same with Florida.
Posted on 6/12/23 at 12:49 pm to REBEL5 AC
quote:Funny coming from an LSU fan. LSU's campus is located in Baton Rouge. Talk about shite hole. Serious question, is there an SEC college campus located in a more shite hole city than LSU? Maybe the Gamecocks with Columbia, SC?
1. College Station is a shithole
Posted on 6/12/23 at 12:50 pm to REBEL5 AC
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1. College Station is a shithole
It's no Baton Rouge that's for sure.
This post was edited on 6/12/23 at 12:51 pm
Posted on 6/12/23 at 12:50 pm to Kansas City King
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Funny coming from an LSU fan. LSU's campus is located in Baton Rouge. Talk about shite hole. Serious question, is there an SEC college campus located in a more shite hole city than LSU? Maybe the Gamecocks with Columbia, SC?
You typed all that but couldn't be bothered to read that OP is an Ole Miss fan.
Posted on 6/12/23 at 12:52 pm to SidewalkTiger
How many idiots respond to the OP like he’s an LSU fan?
We’re already at 4.
We’re already at 4.
Posted on 6/12/23 at 12:53 pm to Mulkey Man
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It's not a bad campus, and they treat visitors well. It's a good school.
can confirm
first game with them joining the sec some a&m broad gave me an extra ticket when id come up from houston just to tailgate. windy as hell, michael ford punched it in to seal it. had a great time there and couldnt have done it without em.
ive said it a bunch but their posters on here arent indicative of them as people. theyve got weird traditions but thats low hanging fruit. 8 of their most prominent posters on the rant are prolly the same dude and they/he shitposts like his life depends on it.
This post was edited on 6/12/23 at 12:56 pm
Posted on 6/12/23 at 12:53 pm to RB10
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How many idiots respond to the OP like he’s an LSU fan?
We’re already at 4.
A lot of poor reading comprehension from these morons.
Posted on 6/12/23 at 12:54 pm to RB10
He's clearly an LSU fan. He has an LSU logo next to his name, doesn't he?
Posted on 6/12/23 at 12:54 pm to RB10
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How many idiots respond to the OP like he’s an LSU fan?
We’re already at 4.
Set the over/under at 10.
OP gets them every time.
Posted on 6/12/23 at 1:02 pm to REBEL5 AC
They talk like they've been kings of college sports for years, especially ever since a&m left for the SEC.
Their actual results across the board in all sports, however, would refute that stance entirely
Their actual results across the board in all sports, however, would refute that stance entirely
Posted on 6/12/23 at 1:09 pm to REBEL5 AC
Too much homoerotic grinding.
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