Matts El Rancho

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Everything is bigger in Texas, especially the delusion.

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And the ability to take top ranked recruits out of Louisiana. About to take your state’s No. 1 recruit for the second year in a row :lol:

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you are implying that said mascot is going to be on the field. For that to happen it would have to be an official mascot.

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It actually would not, but ok :lol:

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So you can take your "bless your heart" and bullshite literal game that a damn 8 year old pulls when they get caught sneaking a cookie out of the cookie jar and shove it right up your arse.

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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Triggered ag is triggered. Thanks for bumping this thread to showcase your school’s pathetic obsession! :cheers:

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Xwing/Matt can't

He feels the need to argue with everyone. Total narcissistic, arrogant, dork

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Know how I know I’m in your head rent free? You have to go out of your way to mention me (and some other poster) by name because I triggered you so much yesterday.

Is there any more of an obvious aggie alter than this diary pussy? :lol: :lol:

Awwwww sorry little buddy. (it’s obvious you’re an alter btw)

Thanks for promoting the OP to the top of the page! :cheers:

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Our non-conference schedule is always trash. Then again we play actual football teams during the year. Texas loses to less than average football teams every year.

Questions?

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Yes - how did a&m have a record so much worse than Texas last year despite having a strength of schedule ranked more than 20 spots lower than Texas’ schedule?

Oh wait, you’re a graduate of Texas a&m. Of course you don’t know how simple numbers work :rotflmao:

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Remember we already established that X-wing /Matt is 16-17 years old. Don’t make him start cutting himself again like last time, he’s just a special needs kid

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:rotflmao:

I love how much that poster did a number on y’all. I’ve seen them referenced no less than a dozen times in this thread, and all simply because the collective feelings of aggies on this board are so hurt by their obsession being exposed.

By all means: please keep baselessly calling me this guy. It does nothing other than validate how much I’m making y’all cry :lol:

Lol you do realize that this store is paying our school royalties to do this, right? Y’all’s obsession pushed you to make a mascot solely about us and pay us to do it :lol:

Also, you don’t have to follow an instagram to see its posts shared. I know this is a foreign concept to Aggies considering y’all went to school at a farm in the middle of nowhere with Soviet architecture

Lol I love how much this OP is flustering y’all :rotflmao:

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I think this is the first time xwing/rancho has ever created a topic.

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Lol dude do you follow me around on every post?

How do you keep up with two different posters’ posting history :lol: :lol:

Sorry this xwing guy fricked your wife and now you’re taking your anger out on me for some reason.

Do you best not to flood yet another topic with dildo posts if you can, k champ?

Lol practice clips are a zero sum game. If the QB lights it up, the reaction is “oh God, the defense doesn’t stand a chance this year!” If there’s an interception highlighted: “Oh God, bench the QB! He won’t have a touchdown all season!” It’s why I’m never too high or low on the spring game.

Are they only supposed to show highlights of one side of the ball all offseason?

And shocker: its entire identity is based on hating Texas :lol:



Meet “Sawyer Horns”. Can’t make this shite up :lol:

Thanks for the royalties, ags!