Why is it hard to win big at Texas AM?

We suck?

We always manage to trip up on our own MASSIVE dongs

My wife just asked me what I was laughing at. Then I had to explain what a dong was to my six year old boy after explaining why i was laughing to my wife.

You alters are out of control

I assume you mean just the football programs over the years ?

1. little brother to the University of Texas.

2. College Station is about 80 miles from Houston and has very little around the campus.

3. You are now in the SEC with LSU and Alabama every year, so that has been two seasonal losses off the bat.

4. R.C. Slocum was a fairly decent coach but you have had Jackie Sherril and the former Green Bay packer coach. Plus...Kevin Sumlin isn't lighting it up even with Johnny Football.

5. Bad timing being in the SEC western division.

6. Recruits probably think the College Station experience is not exciting...hot women.

7. Hot as hell in College Station June through September.

They suck

It's a good school if you want to get into certain industries, but the campus itself isn't that great and they aren't known for having the hottest chicks. They get the ugly but smart girls, so what player wants to spend 4 years like that? Plus they have all of those weird traditions that give the whole place a cult like feel. Add in they have gay milkmen as their cheerleaders and it's a recipe for disaster on the recruiting trail...

You're full of shite.

Our campus is actually pretty nice and we have a very good portion of hot arse girls.

Go visit our rec center one day and see for yourself

Bad coaches. Didn't take advantage when the door opened in 2012.