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re: Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted on 5/12/26 at 9:01 pm to Old School Tex
Posted on 5/12/26 at 9:01 pm to Old School Tex
No collection of people on this planet has a more inflated view of its own self worth than tu fans.
Absolutely friggin laughable
Absolutely friggin laughable
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 9:11 pm to UTK
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That was terrible and I have third-hand embarrassment for you.
sounds like a you problem. glad it touched you so deeply, weird reaction for a Vol fan though
Posted on 5/12/26 at 10:45 pm to Old School Tex
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No, you’re missing the point. Like Shipley, I’m pretty much ignoring little brother aggy…
Posting and starting threads about them isn’t ignoring them genius.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 11:04 pm to Old School Tex
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Does that not go both ways?
no, longhorn fans are far more aggressive about stirring shite. Aggies are comfortable with who we are. We were just fine in the SEC until yall had to tag along.
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Posted on 5/13/26 at 3:50 am to Tridentds
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Half our family are Longhorn fans. Uncle went there but he is only one in entire family. They live in Georgetown and are longtime season ticket holders. I like the rivalry. Thanksigiving and baseball is a hell of a lot of fun.
Yes, you get it. aggy vs Texas, Texas vs. OU, aggy vs OU are not actually threatening. Dumb T shirts emblazoned with an upside down Longhorn logo, or OU Sux bumper stickers are good bullshite, and exercises in creativity.
Mama bears let their bear cubs wrassle with each other (without actually letting them kill each other) as part of their baby bears’ necessary physical and intellectual development. Our collegiate rivalries are all part of the rowdy history and culture of both Texas and Oklahoma. And the rest of the SEC are either going to be bored with us or entertained…
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Posted on 5/13/26 at 4:03 am to Houag80
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His wife banged another player.
Man, who knows… What I do know for sure is that compared to the other SEC coaches (like Elko) who are ratty dressers (wearing whatever shite clothes are close and in reach when they stumble awake in the morning), Sark’s wife has transformed him into the best dressed coach in our conference, ha…
Posted on 5/13/26 at 4:13 am to Wildcat1996
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No collection of people on this planet has a more inflated view of its own self worth than tu fans. Absolutely friggin laughable
You’re right, “horn” should really be ashamed of ourselves, haha…
aggies’ huge egos are built on much firmer foundations…
Posted on 5/13/26 at 4:16 am to hookem33
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Posting and starting threads about them isn’t ignoring them genius.
Ummm, satire??
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:42 am to Old School Tex
Man. You are really killing it in this thread.
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:49 am to Old School Tex
you know that joke book is a complete lie, correct?
As everyone in Texas knows, there is only one aggy joke, the rest are true stories.
As everyone in Texas knows, there is only one aggy joke, the rest are true stories.
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:55 am to Wildcat1996
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Man. You are really killing it in this thread.
Either you are being nice, or this is satire, but hey, OK…
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:56 am to Victor R Franko
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you know that joke book is a complete lie, correct? As everyone in Texas knows, there is only one aggy joke, the rest are true stories.
Posted on 5/13/26 at 7:50 am to Old School Tex
If you are fond of peewee Herman. He often resembles a clown.
Posted on 5/13/26 at 8:01 am to Houag80
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If you are fond of peewee Herman. He often resembles a clown.
You do know I posted that photo of Sark for the laugh value, right?
Posted on 5/13/26 at 8:06 am to Old School Tex
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Sark’s wife has transformed him into the best dressed coach in our conference, ha…
I believe that’s sarcasm. Good for you.
Because that euro fashion isn’t SEC.
Posted on 5/13/26 at 8:12 am to AGGIES
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I believe that’s sarcasm. Good for you. Because that euro fashion isn’t SEC.
So this outfit is better for the South, right? Sark’s wife can put him in a variety of different looks whenever needed…
Posted on 5/13/26 at 8:13 am to Old School Tex
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aggies’ huge egos are built on much firmer foundations…
But you clearly miss the point on the yell leaders “foundations”. The origin of yell leaders was light hearted entertainment, when Corps of Cadets participation was mandatory at an all men’s military college.
It’s funny that y'all get so bothered by something that’s different from your experience.
Posted on 5/13/26 at 8:16 am to Old School Tex
Hahaha. Yeah, that’s a good fit. He just looks like he doesn’t wear cowboy hats all that much.
But then again, I remember the SF 49ers had a coach several years back who would patrol the sidelines wearing a 3 piece suit. Looked sharp as hell, but couldn’t win enough games to save his job.
But then again, I remember the SF 49ers had a coach several years back who would patrol the sidelines wearing a 3 piece suit. Looked sharp as hell, but couldn’t win enough games to save his job.
Posted on 5/13/26 at 8:22 am to AGGIES
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It’s funny that y'all get so bothered by something that’s different from your experience.
Not bothered. The contrast between the tough cowboy rancher / military warrior image that y’all want to portray, and y’all’s milkmen cheerleaders (with their twirly, jazz hands cheer routines) that y’all share with the world on game time TV is just endlessly entertaining…
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Posted on 5/13/26 at 8:35 am to Old School Tex
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Sark’s wife has transformed him into the best dressed coach in our conference
His wife has to dress him? The same one he almost divorced a couple of years ago? The one who is best friends with the Pole Assassin? Do you really think she has good fashion sense?
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