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Why does aggy hate Longhorn so much?
Posted on 5/12/26 at 12:56 pm
Posted on 5/12/26 at 12:56 pm
Jordan Shipley, an honest dude, says aggy is annoying little brother, and OU is Texas’ true rival. Even former Texas standout player Shipley doesn’t understand why aggy hates Texas so much.
I think that Shipley nails it. What do y’all think?
Former Texas standout football player Jordan Shipley explains why OU, not aggy, is Texas’ true rival…
I think that Shipley nails it. What do y’all think?
Former Texas standout football player Jordan Shipley explains why OU, not aggy, is Texas’ true rival…
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 12:58 pm to Old School Tex
And yet here you are, posting about big brother, obsessed, former players making nonstop videos about us, legions of pathetic horns filling the boards up with threads about aggy.
Sad!
Sad!
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:03 pm to Old School Tex
Because everyone hates Texas, and proximity breeds intensity.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:04 pm to Old School Tex
Well, he’s friends with Stephen McGee from HS so I’m sure he can talk to him if he has actual questions.
I’m not gonna read up on it, did he have a reason or no?
I’m not gonna read up on it, did he have a reason or no?
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:05 pm to Hugh McElroy
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And yet here you are, posting about big brother, obsessed, former players making nonstop videos about us, legions of pathetic horns filling the boards up with threads about aggy. Sad!
Hey man, don’t hate me for being current! Recently recovered from his harrowing ranch accident, this new, unfiltered take on aggy and OU from Shipley is going absolutely viral…
I’m merely sharing this breaking news with our other SEC colleagues as a critical public service announcement…
This post was edited on 5/12/26 at 1:24 pm
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:06 pm to Old School Tex
Because the yell leaders at Fish Camp told them to.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:08 pm to tBrand
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Because the yell leaders at Fish Camp told them to.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:10 pm to Drydock
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Because everyone hates Texas, and proximity breeds intensity.
Hey man, don’t you have some weed to go smoke??
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:11 pm to Old School Tex
Proximity of schools, split families with fans of both schools, 130 years of playing against each other,
Shipley has never been accused of being that smart.
Also, it’s a judgement call. Some longhorn fans would rather not lose to OU and some would rather not lose to A&M. Perhaps I missed something and he has been appointed speaker for all Texas fans??
Good lord.
Shipley has never been accused of being that smart.
Also, it’s a judgement call. Some longhorn fans would rather not lose to OU and some would rather not lose to A&M. Perhaps I missed something and he has been appointed speaker for all Texas fans??
Good lord.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:12 pm to Old School Tex
The visions show me truth.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:13 pm to Old School Tex
People outside of TX and A&M fans all know how much both fanbases are exactly like.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:16 pm to Tridentds
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Also, it’s a judgement call. Some longhorn fans would rather not lose to OU and some would rather not lose to A&M. Perhaps I missed something and he has been appointed speaker for all Texas fans??
I don’t know any Longhorn fans who don’t admire Jordan Shipley. I think the Longhorn majority are going to be cool with letting him speak for us…
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:20 pm to NFLSU
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People outside of TX and A&M fans all know how much both fanbases are exactly like.
You’re gonna give aggy a heart attack…
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:27 pm to Old School Tex
Dude. Everyone hates the Whorns. Every team in the SWC had Texas as their most hated rival just because they despised UT.
Then the Big 12 rolled around and within a decade or so only the most heated rivalries could measure up to the joy people took from beating Texas.
Then the Big 12 rolled around and within a decade or so only the most heated rivalries could measure up to the joy people took from beating Texas.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:37 pm to Arksulli
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Dude. Everyone hates the Whorns. Every team in the SWC had Texas as their most hated rival just because they despised UT. Then the Big 12 rolled around and within a decade or so only the most heated rivalries could measure up to the joy people took from beating Texas.
I admit, Arky hates Texas almost as much as aggy… But even though y’all cosplay as pigs in your Fayettenam football stadium, and yodel pig calls to each other, y’all still aren’t nearly as weird as aggy is…
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:45 pm to Old School Tex
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What do y’all think?
I think referring to your school as "Longhorn" is cringey as hell.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:50 pm to WG_Dawg
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I think referring to your school as "Longhorn" is cringey as hell.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:53 pm to Old School Tex
Wow, this is even cringier. Posting shite from your misbehaved uncontrollable pre-food of a mascot from 8 years ago, not realizing you've toted 3 beatings from us since then.
This is very aggy-like behavior from you, I must say.
This is very aggy-like behavior from you, I must say.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:56 pm to Old School Tex
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Jordan Shipley, an honest dude, says aggy is annoying little brother, and OU is Texas’ true rival. Even former Texas standout player Shipley doesn’t understand why aggy hates Texas so much.
I think that Shipley nails it. What do y’all think?
Former Texas standout football player Jordan Shipley explains why OU, not aggy, is Texas’ true rival…
why are so many of our fans, like you, so obsessed with everything they do and have to continuously post about them?
Because the rivalry with them is every bit as important as the rivalry with Oklahoma. The more you try to deny it, the more it becomes obvious. Just fricking stop.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:59 pm to WG_Dawg
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Wow, this is even cringier. Posting shite from your misbehaved uncontrollable pre-food of a mascot from 8 years ago, not realizing you've toted 3 beatings from us since then.
This photo is all we’ve got vs Georgia in football recently, ha…
I’m sure that one of our ladies’ teams has beaten y’all recently though…
If one of our men’s teams stubs its toe, our ladies are gonna be there to keep our Director’s Cup score up…
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