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re: Why did the Tide use the Auburn team plane....

Posted on 1/13/24 at 7:57 am to
Posted by BigTastey
Middle Georgia
Member since Feb 2019
3420 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 7:57 am to
Incorrect. You do not have enough $$$ to build a BB arena and still paying gambling debts to Vegas from baseball.
You poor!
Posted by BigTastey
Middle Georgia
Member since Feb 2019
3420 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 8:01 am to
He tucked tail and logged off!
Posted by Lucky_Stryke
central Bama
Member since Sep 2018
1911 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 8:07 am to
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because we're smart enough to be pilots???


safe sex at Auburn is putting stickers on the animals that kick
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 8:09 am to
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You’d bitch if they hung you with a new rope I swear
Have not heard that one in a long time
Posted by BigTastey
Middle Georgia
Member since Feb 2019
3420 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 8:10 am to
When Lesbians look at you they are reminded why they are not heterosexual.
Posted by lastfan
Houston
Member since Nov 2015
7732 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 8:11 am to
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we wanted him in Tuscaloosa before he changed his mind.

Nice
Posted by Lucky_Stryke
central Bama
Member since Sep 2018
1911 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 8:14 am to
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When Lesbians look at you they are reminded why they are not heterosexual.



Yikes this is a sad retort and you should probably just delete it or at least edit it and try again. its just sad
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
3219 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 8:15 am to
Because I just got it for Christmas and haven't had it repainted yet.
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
11136 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 8:16 am to
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because we're smart enough to be pilots???
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
11458 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 8:25 am to
Money is tight in Tuscaloosa right now. The bill from the SEC refs came in, and it was a LOT higher than expected for last season.
Posted by RollTide71
Member since Dec 2023
1764 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 8:58 am to
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Fire them and hire Bama engineers.
Great idea. Problem is when working for the gubment, not being able to the job well is not a reason to fire. Now if they mis-gendered someone, they be gone tomorrow.
Posted by RollTide71
Member since Dec 2023
1764 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 8:59 am to
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He tucked tail and logged off!
Actually, he was feeding cows as soon as the sun came. But thanks for your concern anyway.
Posted by RollTide71
Member since Dec 2023
1764 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:00 am to
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that chip
Lays or Frito Lay?
Posted by RollTide71
Member since Dec 2023
1764 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 9:01 am to
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well now we know what you watch in your free time.
You mean watching aubies cleaning after I've finished with their girlfriends, wives and moms?
Posted by AUreo
Member since Jul 2021
2048 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 6:38 am to
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Are ya? I have 8 aubie engineering grads that work for me and I had to help them change a car tire last week.... The jack they had was too short. They knew they needed to put boards or concrete blocks under the bottom of the jack, but didn't have any. Apparently they were never taught that books are made from wood. After letting them struggle for 30 minutes or so, I brought a piece of card board and 3 hard back technical books. Set the jack on top of the books on top of the cardboard and lifted the car. Auburn grads..


I know a bama grad who can’t spell his own name…
Posted by MikeAV8s
Member since Oct 2016
1740 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 9:55 am to
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I have 8 aubie engineering grads that work for me and I had to help them change a car tire last week.... The jack they had was too short. They knew they needed to put boards or concrete blocks under the bottom of the jack, but didn't have any. Apparently they were never taught that books are made from wood. After letting them struggle for 30 minutes or so, I brought a piece of card board and 3 hard back technical books. Set the jack on top of the books on top of the cardboard and lifted the car. Auburn grads..


This 100% did not happen.
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
24976 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 9:59 am to
Auburn hand delivered DeBooer to TTown
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10222 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 10:14 am to
I knew Auburn was ecstatic about Saban retiring, but not to this level. They probably wouldn't have let them borrow the jet if it was headed to Austin.
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
9406 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 10:17 am to
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I brought a piece of card board and 3 hard back technical books. Set the jack on top of the books on top of the cardboard and lifted the car. Auburn grads..


And they stood back and said “tricked him again”
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
24976 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 10:18 am to
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I knew Auburn was ecstatic about Saban retiring, but not to this level.
You just signed the worst coach bama has seen in two decades, while at the same time, lost 5 star generational talent WR Ryan Williams to Auburn and a handful of other talented players from your roster. Your coaching staff is being pillaged. And bama will be left with the tattered remnants of a dynasty long past. fricking glorious
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