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Why are our coaches in Knoxville so fat?

Posted on 9/23/19 at 10:26 am
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 10:26 am
Chaney is a big tub of goo


Phat Phil is Phat Phil


Tee Martin has ballooned since his playing days


Chris Weinke has packed it on a bit


Even Germ has put on a bit of weight



Is is Calhoun's on the River?
This post was edited on 9/23/19 at 10:30 am
Posted by GeauxTigerNation
Member since 1988
Member since Nov 2013
13429 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 10:27 am to
Laziness. Translates to the field too apparently.
Posted by Bench McElroy
Member since Nov 2009
33939 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 10:31 am to
A lot of people tend to binge eat when they are under a lot of pressure and really stressed out. And coaching in the SEC is the ultimate pressure cooker. Case in point, Bret Bielema.



Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 10:33 am to
Buttchugging
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 10:36 am to
Grotesque.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54662 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 10:36 am to
Krispy Kreme in Knoxville must be a money printing machine!

Posted by sand mountainDvalues
Member since Oct 2018
8718 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 10:43 am to
Rooster’s is a hell of a drug
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18890 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 10:45 am to
Yep. Bielema has actually lost weight since leaving for the NFL. Looks much healthier
Posted by maninwhitecoat
Member since Nov 2017
829 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 10:46 am to
The south in general is full of lardasses.
Posted by David Ricky
Hailing From Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2015
24212 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 10:50 am to
Same thing happened to Botch. But he’s a massive alcoholic per back channels

Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 11:07 am to
quote:

Same thing happened to Botch. But he’s a massive alcoholic per back channels


Must’ve been that and Barb’s Chip Dip
Posted by LennyFlo
Member since Aug 2019
24 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 11:46 am to
Looks like Cheney has lost some weight!
Posted by RatRodDawg
UGA & USC alum/Los Angeles, Calif
Member since Nov 2018
2494 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 12:04 pm to
It's the Land of The Great Pumpkins. Too much pumpkin and sweet potato pie, I guess.
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
22345 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 12:05 pm to
Inability to identify basic vegetables
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 12:08 pm to
lack of testosterone
Posted by TinGym
Member since Jun 2016
2785 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 12:12 pm to
I'm going with radiation.
Posted by El Mattadorr
Member since Mar 2019
2374 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

The UNITED STATES in general is full of lardasses.


FIFY
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
13447 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 1:21 pm to
Does Dollywood have a large food court- and do they go there often?
Posted by JustGetItRight
Member since Jan 2012
15712 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 1:34 pm to
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But he’s a massive alcoholic per back channels



You seen Tennessee football? Heavy drinking is an absolute necessity.
Posted by Three-n-Snout
Member since Nov 2012
1773 posts
Posted on 9/23/19 at 1:40 pm to
They eat too much food..
This post was edited on 9/23/19 at 1:41 pm
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