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re: Who will get Dan-handled this year?

Posted on 8/20/12 at 1:15 pm to
Posted by roadGator
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Posted on 8/20/12 at 1:15 pm to
Zook said he approves of this thread.
Posted by Nuts4LSU
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Posted on 8/20/12 at 1:35 pm to
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Well, let's start out by eliminating the obvious.

Saban
Miles
Chizik
Smith
Sumlin


ISWYDT
Posted by Legacy
The Ham
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Posted on 10/15/12 at 10:17 am to
At the halfway point of the season, here is your Dan-handling update:

LINK

Chizik, Dooley, and Joker are in the top five.

With the obvious exception of John L. Smith, I don't think any of the remaining opponents' coaches will be Dan-handled, even when State beats them.
Posted by Legacy
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Posted on 11/5/12 at 6:03 pm to
Phillips has been Dan-handled.

Miles is next.
Posted by Requiem For A Dawg
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Posted on 11/5/12 at 6:09 pm to
What'd he get banned for?
Posted by Legacy
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Posted on 11/19/12 at 10:11 am to
Dooley: Dan-handled.
Posted by beHop
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Posted on 11/19/12 at 10:14 am to
Nope. Vandaled
Posted by Legacy
The Ham
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Posted on 11/26/12 at 12:55 pm to
Smith: Dan-handled

Chizik: Dan-handled

To summarize, Phillips, Dooley, Smith, and Chizik--all of the SEC coaches that Mullen beat--were all Dan-handled. The message: Lose to Dan in the SEC and lose your job.

Freeze should be thankful that Dan is letting him hang around for a while longer following that aberrant Egg Bowl performance.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
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Posted on 11/26/12 at 12:57 pm to
This seems accurate. A lot of coaches taken down this year by Mullen.
Posted by NaturalBeam
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Posted on 11/26/12 at 12:59 pm to
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The message: Lose to Dan in the SEC and lose your job.
This really isn't the best compliment to your coach
Posted by omrebelfan20
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Posted on 11/26/12 at 1:02 pm to
It took 2 dumpster fires for him to get the reputation but he got it
Posted by Duke
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Posted on 11/26/12 at 1:04 pm to
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To summarize, Phillips, Dooley, Smith, and Chizik--all of the SEC coaches that Mullen beat--were all Dan-handled. The message: Lose to Dan in the SEC and lose your job.


Or State plays 8 SEC teams a year and coaches are walking in and out on a revolving door down here.
Posted by Legacy
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 10:07 am to
After a record four Dan-handles last year, who is left for a Dan-handling this year?

I think it's gonna be Miles.
Posted by UMRealist
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 10:09 am to
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In 2011, it was Houston Nutt.



Nutt was fired before the State game sooo
Posted by TigerBait2008
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 10:11 am to
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Miles is next.



Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 10:11 am to
Miles would be pretty much the only Dan Handling option.
Posted by Legacy
The Ham
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 10:14 am to
Agreed. And, since someone has been Dan-handled every year, there is a 100% chance that Miles will be Dan-handled. It's just math.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 10:15 am to
Yeah...can't argue with the numbers. Sorry Miles. I may start a speculative thread on who will be the next HC for LSU just to get a jump on things.
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 10:17 am to
I think we Dan Handle Spurrier this year.
Posted by Choctaw
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 10:17 am to
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"Dan-handling" is the successor to "Crooming:" A coach's loss to Mississippi State followed by his replacement


thanks for explaining this to everyone
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