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re: Which SEC state would win a drinking contest?

Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:55 pm to
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
22953 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:55 pm to
None of this is accurate. It's based on sales in the state. On Sunday, shitloads of Arkansas residents cross state lines to buy liquor.

Hell, look at New Hampshire. 4.76 gallons per person dwarfs any other state. They drink, but nowhere near that much. It's skewed because they have those gargantuan liquor stores with zero tax on liquor. Half the populations of their bordering states makes a New Hampshire liquor run every month to stock up.
Posted by arleno
Chickasaw, AL
Member since Jul 2021
375 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:57 pm to
I thought drinking was a sin.
Posted by JohnnyRebel
Colorado
Member since Sep 2014
7850 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:57 pm to
I looked up consumption of alcohol by state a little more. Top 3 states are consistently Florida, Louisiana, an Missouri. Which isn’t surprising to me. Grew up in Florida and the only people I’ve met who out drink the Floridians seems like south Louisiana particularly, and most people from the all around the mid west.

But I imagine Tennessee, and Kentucky gotta be the two states that consume the most alcohol that isn’t accounted for.
This post was edited on 8/11/21 at 11:00 pm
Posted by Slackaveli
Fayetteville
Member since Jul 2017
15269 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 11:03 pm to
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I thought drinking was a sin.
Who told you that lol?
Posted by RD Dawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
27797 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 11:03 pm to
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Half the populations of their bordering states makes a New Hampshire liquor run every month to stock up.


The state is 30 mins from Boston so I'd say that city alone makes New Hampshire's quota.
Posted by JohnnyRebel
Colorado
Member since Sep 2014
7850 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 11:07 pm to
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I thought drinking was a sin.


Jesus had the best super power in history. He could literally turn water to wine.
Posted by BigBossGuy
Joplin, MO
Member since May 2020
24 posts
Posted on 8/11/21 at 11:24 pm to
It's Louisiana and there is no #2
Posted by semjase
New Smyrna Beach FL
Member since May 2014
12735 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 12:21 am to
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Louisiana
That's because most of them are ignorant, uneducated, miserable in life and weak willed.

I should know because I'm from there, grew up there and graduated from LSU. (But had the good sense to get the hell out)

You can always go back for LSU games and the Food.

No reason for an intelligent person to spend their life in that environment.

Sneak in. Have fun for a day or two, then get the hell out of Dodge.......
Posted by Dlab2013
Pineville, Luzianna
Member since Jun 2013
9219 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 12:25 am to
GTFO..... I’m cracking another one right now.
Posted by Tiger_Claw
Little Rock, AR
Member since Nov 2013
6270 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 9:00 am to
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GTFO..... I’m cracking another one right now.


You can't drink all day unless you start when you first wake up. Let's go!! The weekend is almost here.
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
19414 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 10:08 am to


We have drive through daiquiri shops and 24hr bars.


We take this seriously.
Posted by Joben88
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2011
430 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 10:38 am to
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That's because most of them are ignorant, uneducated, miserable in life and weak willed.


This fricking guy
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 10:55 am to
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Does this account for moonshine???


And homebrew. Don’t forget homebrew.
Posted by SeaCay
Odessa, FL
Member since Mar 2012
1850 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 11:04 am to
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Arkansas -- 1.8
Georgia -- 1.94
Kentucky -- 1.98



Those are rookie numbers, y'all gotta pump them up.
Posted by Tiger_Claw
Little Rock, AR
Member since Nov 2013
6270 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 11:44 am to
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We have drive through daiquiri shops and 24hr bars.


I need to visit. I'm only like 6 hours from NOLA now.
Posted by YankeeHandle
St. Louis
Member since Nov 2014
1615 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 11:46 am to
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Florida -- 2.65


Florida man
Posted by Decisions
Member since Mar 2015
1550 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 12:43 pm to
Edit: Misunderstood the thread. Still interesting stuff!
This post was edited on 8/12/21 at 1:24 pm
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4673 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 12:45 pm to
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Florida -- 2.65


South Carolina had the lead until Garcia went back to Tampa
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
4057 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 12:53 pm to
Here’s a hint to the answer.

Google “most beer sold per square foot”

Just do it. Yeah, I know.
Posted by Lynxrufus2012
Central Kentucky
Member since Mar 2020
16275 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 12:59 pm to
80 proof alcohol? I drink the 100 proof. They are underestimating Kentucky Bourbon drinkers by 25%!

But I believe LSU is the winner. Some of their posts look like they came from someone who was shite-faced.
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