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re: What will it take for tRant to take Bret seriously?
Posted on 8/13/14 at 8:53 pm to hogtied
Posted on 8/13/14 at 8:53 pm to hogtied
I will take Birt seriously after:
A Wins the Biggest Loser
B Win National Championship
C Wins Major Bowl Game
D Wins the SEC Title
E Wins a SEC West Title
F Wins a Bowl Game
G Wins more games than loses
H Wins an SEC game
I Wins more games than John L Smith
J Wins a game versus Rutgers
K All the above
L A & J
A Wins the Biggest Loser
B Win National Championship
C Wins Major Bowl Game
D Wins the SEC Title
E Wins a SEC West Title
F Wins a Bowl Game
G Wins more games than loses
H Wins an SEC game
I Wins more games than John L Smith
J Wins a game versus Rutgers
K All the above
L A & J
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Posted on 8/13/14 at 8:54 pm to hogtied
The Rant doesn't even take Les serious, and he has won 80% of his games, 2 SEC titles, and a BCS title. And you ask this after going 0-8? 
Posted on 8/13/14 at 8:55 pm to hogtied
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the most distinguished and pedigreed new hire in SEC history
I believe you are confusing the pedigree associated with livestock with a coaching pedigree
Nafter bert is fat, went 0-8 in the SEC, and falls randomly because he is fat
Posted on 8/13/14 at 9:01 pm to hogtied
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A signature win over Auburn, Alabama, LSU or Ole Miss?
The Rebs have arrived
Posted on 8/13/14 at 9:05 pm to hogtied
Arkys really want to belong
Posted on 8/13/14 at 9:11 pm to hogtied
4-8 is your best case scenario with that schedule.
Posted on 8/13/14 at 9:12 pm to hogtied
Nine win season
Posted on 8/13/14 at 10:10 pm to hogtied
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He's already the most distinguished and pedigreed new hire in SEC history
LOL
Just to name a few:
Saban- went to Bama after having won a BCS title at LSU and was a head coach in the nfl. Not to mention his successes at Mich St.
Miles- took Ok St from the shitter to being a big 12 title contender. And that's not including anything he did at Michigan
Urban Myers- went undefeated 2 or 3 straight years with UTAH. fricking Utah.
Cam Cameron- had some of the most prolific offenses in the NFL while at San Diego. Was widely considered to be the best in the NFL for awhile.
Lane Kiffin- jk he's gonna frick the gumps all up
Am I missing anybody recent?
ETA: miles really doesn't belong in this list pre-LSU but frick it, I'm gonna be a homer
This post was edited on 8/13/14 at 10:19 pm
Posted on 8/13/14 at 10:19 pm to hogtied
Bert needs to lose the baby fat
Posted on 8/13/14 at 10:21 pm to hogtied
They will never take him seriously. Look at the Petrino years. The rant only determined he was "great" until after he left. They dumb.
Posted on 8/13/14 at 11:05 pm to hogtied
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He's already the most distinguished and pedigreed new hire in SEC history
Yeah he really is...
Posted on 8/13/14 at 11:17 pm to hogtied
Heres the list.
1. He is a whiny bitch when it comes to things he is not good at competing against. This includes.
A. SEC Style recruiting. he whined big time while in the B1G. Meyer shows up at tOSU and started waxing dat arse. Bert didnt like this.
B. HUNH Offenses. He is clueless on how to defend these, so he complains and lets somebody more Alpha like Saban do his official protestations.
2. He is a slob.
3. he loses. Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.
1. He is a whiny bitch when it comes to things he is not good at competing against. This includes.
A. SEC Style recruiting. he whined big time while in the B1G. Meyer shows up at tOSU and started waxing dat arse. Bert didnt like this.
B. HUNH Offenses. He is clueless on how to defend these, so he complains and lets somebody more Alpha like Saban do his official protestations.
2. He is a slob.
3. he loses. Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.
Posted on 8/13/14 at 11:19 pm to Pavoloco83
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Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.
Bert would fit in so well at that school
Posted on 8/13/14 at 11:43 pm to blue_morrison
Pot calling the kettle black. Let me guess. Everyone in Alabama is sober and skinny. 
Edit: let's not even get into the state of alabama's education rates
Edit: let's not even get into the state of alabama's education rates
This post was edited on 8/13/14 at 11:46 pm
Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:54 am to BaconKillz
Get to an all time win percentage of .500 in SEC conference games.
Seeing as he's already dug himself an 0-8 hole and is trying to play smash-mouth football in the SEC with 2.5 star recruits, I don't think we'll ever take Bert seriously.
Seeing as he's already dug himself an 0-8 hole and is trying to play smash-mouth football in the SEC with 2.5 star recruits, I don't think we'll ever take Bert seriously.
Posted on 8/14/14 at 1:01 am to hogtied
I would say probbbaaably, winning against an sec team. Even if it's only against the more times than not bottom feeder Ole Miss-ed again
Posted on 8/14/14 at 1:03 am to RocketBallz
Really? Missouri? Talking about stars?! This is classic! Last time I checked your coach didn't fair so well in the SEC first year in. Lol.
Posted on 8/14/14 at 1:06 am to hogtied
quote:First, he will have to be a man and quit whining about everything.
What will it take for tRant to take Bret seriously?
Secondly, Arkansas fans need to realize winning in the Big10 is alot easier than the SEC and quit trying to build him up as one of the greatest coaches ever until he proves it in the SEC.
Lastly, he has to win in the SEC.
Whining, losing, and being over-hyped by fans are the main reasons people make fun of players and coaches on here and its all happening in his case.
This post was edited on 8/14/14 at 1:14 am
Posted on 8/14/14 at 1:10 am to Rabern57
Ironic, because all Auburn fans do is whine about Bret.
Posted on 8/14/14 at 1:13 am to BaconKillz
quote:Making fun of is not the same as whining. No one else on here is jealous of Bert or wants him as their coach.
Ironic, because all Auburn fans do is whine about Bret.
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