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What SEC football coach would likely succumb to the Coronavirus.

Posted on 3/9/20 at 12:49 pm
Posted by The Shed
Member since Mar 2019
816 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 12:49 pm
I'm going with Saban. That dude looks beat to death.
This post was edited on 3/9/20 at 12:51 pm
Posted by OrangeEmpire
Parts Unknown
Member since Feb 2020
6179 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 12:50 pm to
Jim Chaney
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Posted by Tiger_Claw
Little Rock, AR
Member since Nov 2013
5128 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 12:52 pm to
I think we all know that Pittman is as good as gone. Once it hits the piggy campus, he goin' down.

Drink on the other hand is working in his nerd lair, figuring out a cure.
Posted by Prometheus
Member since May 2012
6199 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 12:58 pm to
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I'm going with Saban.


Nah, Elves have an immunity to it.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30887 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 12:58 pm to
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What SEC football coach would likely succumb to the Coronavirus.


No idea. Saban looks pretty damned fit for his age.

Which one is the most likely to GET the virus?

I think we all know the answer to that one.

All doctors:



Coach Orgeron:

Welp, Ed Orgeron punches himself in the jaw before early LSU games

Posted by TizzyT4theUofA
This side of eternity
Member since Jun 2016
10054 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 1:09 pm to
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What SEC football coach would likely succumb to the Coronavirus.


Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40254 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 1:23 pm to
Who is the oldest? Saban? Probably him
Posted by RFDAWG
Aiken SC
Member since Sep 2012
1960 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 1:24 pm to
Malzahn eats boogers...... so probably him.
Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
19721 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 1:27 pm to
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Malzahn eats boogers...... so probably him.


Probably helps build the immune system.
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28286 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 1:27 pm to
I am constantly amazed at the level of moron that visits this place.
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
17585 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 1:29 pm to
I'm going with lsu fans, the beating Bama gave them for
8 games in a row, left their fan base weak and susceptible to the Coronavirus, plus all the STDs and Aids already
running rampant thru Baton Rouge.
This post was edited on 3/9/20 at 2:16 pm
Posted by Southland
615/629
Member since Mar 2020
117 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 1:31 pm to
I could see a beta male pansy like Eliah Drinkwitz being incapacitated from the disease
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 1:32 pm to
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I could see a beta male pansy like Eliah Drinkwitz being incapacitated from the disease


8/10, could have been a 10/10 but you didn't include the word "cuck".
Posted by BobLeeDagger
In Your Head
Member since May 2016
6916 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 1:34 pm to
Joe Moorhead would've been the lock of the century.
This post was edited on 3/9/20 at 1:35 pm
Posted by Hobnailboot
Minneapolis
Member since Sep 2012
6094 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 1:43 pm to
Proot doesnt even know what asparagus is. Do you think he gives a sh1t about the beer virus. Probably already switched to Bud Light Lime with Mullens.
Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 1:51 pm to
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Malzahn eats boogers...... so probably him.


Posted by TexasTiger24
Houston
Member since Feb 2019
2308 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 1:53 pm to
fourty six to fourty one
Posted by bulletprooftiger
Member since Aug 2006
2041 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 2:07 pm to
There is no way that Mike Leech believes in vaccines, or modern medicine. He is toast.
Posted by Pauldingtiger
Alabama
Member since Jan 2019
843 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 2:18 pm to
I’m going to say that it will be Gus. He can’t keep his fingers out of his mouth. He’s constantly bitting his fingernails.







Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
18119 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 2:21 pm to
Wouldn't be Kiffin...if the dude ain't caught something yet that will kill him he ain't gonna.
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