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Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:51 am to los angeles tiger
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What method should I use to end my life?
A corndog
sweet irony
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:52 am to Jhag
Have Terrence Cody do a belly flop on you.
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:57 am to memphisplaya
dude i wish i had a couple corndogs right now. im starving
Posted on 10/18/09 at 5:45 am to Gnar Cat21
I tried drinking myself to death tonight but all it got me was bloody nuckles 
Posted on 10/18/09 at 5:50 am to Gotigers57
quote:No you are. And you suck at life
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Gotigers57
What method should I use to end my life?
you're a moron.....
Posted on 10/18/09 at 5:54 am to Jhag
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What method should I use to end my life?
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After a loss to UK what's the best way to rid the shame and end it all ?
We lost to ULM. Get the frick over it and realize if you dont show up to play your not going to win. BTW if it helps BAMA is the best team in the nation
Posted on 10/18/09 at 6:33 am to Jhag
Jhag, You really should give your plan a little more thought. Assuming you do follow thru, when you reach the firey abis all the condemed will laugh unendingly at you. Although those poor souls have been burning in agony forever, they will think your PEOPLES NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP - GOLF DIGEST NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP t-shirt is some funny shite.
If by chance (a long shot as you are an aubie) you do make to the pearly gates, prepare for reality and choose your clothing carefully.
If by chance (a long shot as you are an aubie) you do make to the pearly gates, prepare for reality and choose your clothing carefully.
Posted on 10/18/09 at 6:51 am to 2poop
A win next week and all is forgotten.
Posted on 10/18/09 at 7:22 am to 2poop
I tried drinking myself to death but all I got was a bitch of a hangover and a pissed off wife. Maybe the Falcons can pull out a win tonight and save the weekend a little bit. 
Posted on 10/18/09 at 7:32 am to NorthGwinnettTiger
Go to the cinema and watch a Ben Affleck triple feature.
Posted on 10/18/09 at 7:33 am to Jhag
smother yourself in Kige's belly? 
Posted on 10/18/09 at 8:23 am to Alahunter
Jump into the PP windmill!!!!!!! 
Posted on 10/18/09 at 8:34 am to Jhag
isn't there farms in alabama? isn't there farms near Auburn? If it were me I'd find one of those big Combine tractors and jump into the grinders as it's plowing down the field. that is , If Auburn were my team and lost to KY 
Posted on 10/18/09 at 8:35 am to Jhag
I'm looking on the bright side. More time to spend with the family and more time to catch up on the work I've let slip.
Posted on 10/18/09 at 8:42 am to Jhag
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What method should I use to end my life?
Come to Baton Rouge next Saturday night and ask around.
Posted on 10/18/09 at 8:43 am to Jhag
Eat crawfish till yer innerds explode, and coyotes eat them before yer eyes....then die...
Posted on 10/18/09 at 8:51 am to Jhag
kick it with a belt in the closet like David Carradine, Michael Hutchence that way your family wont think your going to hell and you really killed yourself it will look like an accident.
Posted on 10/18/09 at 9:03 am to Jhag
send a gun in motion, fake it to the pills and you won't be able to stop the noose
Posted on 10/18/09 at 9:11 am to Jhag
hang yourself from a tree and let fans roll you with toilet paper
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