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What method should I use to end my life?

Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:31 am
Posted by Jhag
varying
Member since Mar 2009
4342 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:31 am





After a loss to UK what's the best way to rid the shame and end it all ?
Posted by GoHoGsGo06
Member since Nov 2006
5739 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:32 am to
Jumping off a building onto spinning Helicopter blades
Posted by zeod
Member since Aug 2009
419 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:32 am to
Piano wire. Interstate bridge. Wait for a school-bus full of kids. = Fun times
Posted by FootballHog
Member since Nov 2006
7694 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:33 am to
If i ever commited suicide, i would jump from off the world's tallest building. At least it would be fun on the way down
Posted by GoHoGsGo06
Member since Nov 2006
5739 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:35 am to
quote:

After a loss to UK what's the best way to rid the shame and end it all ?

cut your veins open a little bit and go to the ocean so a 20ft great white can have some supper
Posted by Gotigers57
Auburn
Member since Sep 2008
320 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:35 am to
Posted by ILoveLamp
Florida
Member since Aug 2009
4303 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:35 am to
Get chased off of a cliff by a gang of topless roller-skaters.
Posted by Gnar Cat21
Piña Coladaburg
Member since Sep 2009
16843 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:35 am to
teams are up and down man. we'll be a 7.. maybe 8 win team this year like most logical fans expected. our depth is killing us.

oh, a gun.
Posted by Jseakin
Alabama
Member since Sep 2009
177 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:35 am to
At least be creative.. GO rent convertible sports car buy some thin rope and tie it around a tree. Slip it around your neck and drive as fast as you can
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24531 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:37 am to
Hire Gene Chizik...it helped Auburn kill their program and it can help you to!!
This post was edited on 10/18/09 at 12:38 am
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95961 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:37 am to
Now i get why people get upset at these kind of threads. Carry on.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:37 am to
death by cop, get someone to tape

:prayerssent:
Posted by Fatbackhawg
Fayetteville
Member since Sep 2008
3139 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:38 am to
Jhag...I was worried about you....Glad you made it back from the dark side
Posted by Gotigers57
Auburn
Member since Sep 2008
320 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:38 am to
you're a moron.....
Posted by tigersnatch69
Member since Nov 2008
273 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:39 am to
gargle some homeless guy's nuts till you choke to death
Posted by Collins10
Chicago, IL
Member since Apr 2007
1456 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:39 am to
quote:

spinning Helicopter blades


For the added bonus, jump into the Kiffincopter blades
Posted by ILoveLamp
Florida
Member since Aug 2009
4303 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:39 am to
Become an Alabama fan.
Posted by FootballHog
Member since Nov 2006
7694 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:42 am to
Stick a toothpick underneath your big toe, and kick a wall.

Repeat until enough blood is lost.
Posted by BSC Alum
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2009
323 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:48 am to
get an elephant to step on your head.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95961 posts
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:49 am to
Try to tackle Ingram.
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