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re: What if Pete Golding beats Lane Kiffin next season?

Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:52 pm to
Posted by dawgfacedmutt
God's Country
Member since Oct 2024
711 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:52 pm to
Has Kitten ever admitted to ingesting a corn dog?

Would his hot yoga sensei even allow it now?

Posted by hoojy
In the fridge with my hot sauce.
Member since Nov 2013
11421 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:52 pm to
I'd hit it.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
20132 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:53 pm to
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You should sue LSU for what they did to you


No way man, I like my smile lines.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
66635 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:56 pm to
Despite the false bravado, it's clear that LSU has caused some severe, unresolved trauma to you at some point in your life.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
20132 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:56 pm to
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What if your cousin breaks up with you?


Have you SEEN my cousin? It would be a sad, sad day. She doesn’t even bark at people anymore since I put the anti-bark collar on her.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
20132 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:58 pm to
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
66635 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 9:59 pm to
Actions speak louder than words and your actions say you are a broken individual.
Posted by UncleRoll
Member since Sep 2025
297 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 10:01 pm to
What would be hilarious is if Pete takes Ole Miss to the next level and three years from now LSU is trying to run lane Kiffin off to hire Pete.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
20132 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 10:10 pm to
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Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
Member since Dec 2011
19008 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 10:19 pm to
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What would be hilarious is if Pete takes Ole Miss to the next level and three years from now LSU is trying to run lane Kiffin off to hire Pete.



Yes we know. The entire sport wants lane to fail.

There is no greater sin than being hired as the head coach of LSU.

We did this already hiring Brian Kelly away from ND. Firing Les and O also resulted in Purple and Gold team = BAD.
Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
Member since Dec 2011
19008 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 10:19 pm to
This post was edited on 12/7/25 at 10:29 pm
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
25559 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 10:20 pm to
The SEC Rant won’t be open for a day or more. It would be glorious
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
66635 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 10:21 pm to
Who taught you those "skills"?
Posted by hoojy
In the fridge with my hot sauce.
Member since Nov 2013
11421 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 10:23 pm to
That caveman motherfricker can't even beat a razor.
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20063 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 10:25 pm to
Then he beats him. That’s part of it.
Posted by Swampcat
Member since Dec 2003
12345 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 10:26 pm to
What if sharks could fly.
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
2618 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 10:41 pm to
I would beat the shite out of that fish.
Posted by labamafan
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2007
26572 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 10:43 pm to
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What will happen? Will baton rouge implode like a dying star? Will LSU petition to transfer to the Big 12? What will


Let’s be honest LSU fans implode after every loss until they have given up like this year. We have a few who implode as well. I remember morons wanting Saban fired about half way through his tenure at Alabama because of a loss to Auburn or some other nonsense.
Posted by patillac
Member since Mar 2024
506 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 10:49 pm to
Keep swinging away on LSU’s nutsack, sugar.

The Bama fan tears are delicious.
Posted by tigerspin
Member since Dec 2008
1888 posts
Posted on 12/7/25 at 11:37 pm to
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What if


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