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What has Missouri brought to the SEC table?
Posted on 11/18/18 at 10:29 pm
Posted on 11/18/18 at 10:29 pm
I can't think of anything beneficial.
Here is my list, and it's all bad:
1. Social justice warriors
2. Yankee trash
3. Meth
4. Inner-city riots
5. shite swastikas *
6. Neck tattoos *
Feel free to add.
* Credit: Evolved Simian
Here is my list, and it's all bad:
1. Social justice warriors
2. Yankee trash
3. Meth
4. Inner-city riots
5. shite swastikas *
6. Neck tattoos *
Feel free to add.
* Credit: Evolved Simian
This post was edited on 11/19/18 at 9:39 am
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Posted on 11/18/18 at 10:32 pm to DownSouthJukin
Lots of nice bags made out of carpet.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 10:33 pm to KSGamecock
This post was edited on 11/18/18 at 10:40 pm
Posted on 11/18/18 at 10:35 pm to DownSouthJukin
Delusional fan base unable to accept reality. (They'll finish 5th in the East this year ... and they're excited about it because, in their minds, they are running around claiming to be the 2nd best team in the East.)
Chubby women.
Fat ugly pasty white soy boy cucks.
Really bad at math.
Chubby women.
Fat ugly pasty white soy boy cucks.
Really bad at math.
This post was edited on 11/18/18 at 10:37 pm
Posted on 11/18/18 at 10:36 pm to scrooster
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Chubby women.
They're also pasty white and speak with a Yankee accent.
I've never met a Mizzou woman in real life that made it move.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 10:36 pm to DownSouthJukin
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1. Social justice warriors
2. Yankee trash
3. Meth
4. Inner-city riots
Except for the meth -- it was moonshine back then -- the South had all of these during the 1960s.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 10:37 pm to randomways
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Except for the meth -- it was moonshine back then -- the South had all of these during the 1960s.
Well then maybe Mizzou ought to join the modern world before being let into the SEC.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 10:39 pm to DownSouthJukin
Burnt ends. Provel. Tavern style pizza. St. Louis cut ribs.
Neck tattoos. shite swastikas. Meth.
Kind of a mixed bag with those guys, but they're better than Louisiana. I'll take them.
Neck tattoos. shite swastikas. Meth.
Kind of a mixed bag with those guys, but they're better than Louisiana. I'll take them.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 10:45 pm to Evolved Simian
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Burnt ends.
Better in Texas.
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Provel.
It's processed cheese.
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Tavern style pizza.
I don't even know what this is, and don't care to. It actually sounds like someone wiped off some tables in a dirty bar and dumped the leftover crumbs onto some pizza dough and baked it. Gross.
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St. Louis cut ribs.
Babybacks are better.
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Neck tattoos. shite swastikas. Meth.
I forgot the fist two on my list. Thank you.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 10:46 pm to scrooster
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Fat ugly pasty white soy boy cucks.
You sir, are gayer than Aggy.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 10:52 pm to DownSouthJukin
Making it to the SECCG, but unlike UT and UF they lose it.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 10:55 pm to DownSouthJukin
They brought exactly what they were suppose to bring. The St. Louis media market and a tap into the Midwest.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 10:56 pm to scrooster
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They'll finish 5th in the East this year ... and they're excited about it because, in their minds, they are running around claiming to be the 2nd best team in the East.
Nah, I read today that they were like 6-7 plays away from going to Atlanta. ESPN will be doing a 30 for 30 on them.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 11:00 pm to DownSouthJukin
Another likely loss on your football schedule?
Posted on 11/18/18 at 11:05 pm to Tigerfan0318
Doubtful.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 11:09 pm to Solo Cam
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They brought exactly what they were suppose to bring. The St. Louis media market and a tap into the Midwest.
What a shitty decision by a guy that's now dead. That Virginia / Carolina market though.
This post was edited on 11/18/18 at 11:10 pm
Posted on 11/18/18 at 11:17 pm to DownSouthJukin
You lost all credibility when you said Texas BBQ is better than KC BBQ.
Are Arkansas schools so bad they even ruin the development of tastebuds?
Are Arkansas schools so bad they even ruin the development of tastebuds?
Posted on 11/18/18 at 11:19 pm to ZouKC
Pretty sure he is an Ole Miss fan. Which really makes this funny asking what a school brings to the SEC.
Posted on 11/18/18 at 11:26 pm to ZouKC
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You lost all credibility when you said Texas BBQ is better than KC BBQ.
Memphis BBQ > Texas BBQ > South Carolina BBQ > truck stop BBQ > frozen in a bucket BBQ > Missouri BBQ (STL or KC)
Posted on 11/18/18 at 11:49 pm to DownSouthJukin
Took this today in Missouri.
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