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re: What Happens When the Average LSU Fan Gets a Beer Poured on Them?

Posted on 4/13/26 at 5:56 pm to
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
46069 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 5:56 pm to
31 threads about LSU from this retard since January 1st, 2026

Mind you, Alabama fans will rush here and defend their resident retard by immediately deflecting to esteemed and fark-God poster WillamTaylor21

So out of curiosity, which date does one have to go back to get to 31 threads about Alabama by Willy T? Since this is supposedly LSU's version of captdalton?

March 29, 2025


So captdalton has made as many LSU threads in 3.5 months as Willy has made theads about Alabama in over a year.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
47542 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 6:03 pm to
quote:

Lane is certainly due to beat Alabama. Maybe the sixth time will be the charm.


Never played AL as an LSU HC



And KD ain’t Saban
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
55717 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 6:07 pm to
I liked you better when you were just bad at posting.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
107729 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

captdalton has made as many LSU threads in 3.5 months as Willy has made theads about Alabama in over a year.

Posted by Lucado
Member since Nov 2023
4251 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 6:26 pm to
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31 threads about LSU from this retard since January 1st, 2026 Mind you, Alabama fans will rush here and defend their resident retard


If you pay close attention they really don’t. I think they’re embarrassed for/by him. They love to claim that they barely think about LSU at all. He proves them wrong several times a day.

I’m not sure he’s even allowed to post on their home board, just like Another Huge Melt.
This post was edited on 4/13/26 at 6:30 pm
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
4032 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 6:26 pm to
CaptDult posting about LSU again. At 11:00 in the morning. Can’t even hold down a job at Dollar General.
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
8825 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 6:27 pm to
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So captdalton has made as many LSU threads in 3.5 months as Willy has made theads about Alabama in over a year.
Don’t forget that CaptainDecline is highly active in EVERY thread about LSU that Another Huge Melt21 creates



Factor that in, he's basically started another dozen or so threads about lsu to this count
This post was edited on 4/13/26 at 6:29 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
69618 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 6:28 pm to
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31 threads about LSU from this retard since January 1st, 2026

Mind you, Alabama fans will rush here and defend their resident retard by immediately deflecting to esteemed and fark-God poster WillamTaylor21

So out of curiosity, which date does one have to go back to get to 31 threads about Alabama by Willy T? Since this is supposedly LSU's version of captdalton?

March 29, 2025


So captdalton has made as many LSU threads in 3.5 months as Willy has made theads about Alabama in over a year. 



Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22960 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 6:32 pm to
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Willy has made theads about Alabama in over a year.


Not coincidentally, LSU has sucked in football, basketball and baseball while going 0-3 against Alabama . Willy has been in hiding a LOT over the last year.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22960 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 6:37 pm to
If only LSU and their fans didn’t do so much embarrassing shite we wouldn’t have the cornucopia of fresh material to work with.
Posted by Lucado
Member since Nov 2023
4251 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 6:40 pm to
Stop upvoting yourself.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22960 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 6:44 pm to
I just went and upvoted myself! Great idea!

That trailer fellow that got marched off in handcuffs isn’t the only LSU fan lashing out. Lots of frustration amongst the Swamp People today.
Posted by Lucado
Member since Nov 2023
4251 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 6:48 pm to
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That trailer fellow that got marched off in handcuffs isn’t the only LSU fan lashing out.


He’s certainly not the only Alabama fan lashing out either. #webarelythinkaboutyouatall
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22960 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 6:51 pm to
I am just grateful that LSU continues to remind us all that no matter how bad it is, it could be much worse.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
69618 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 6:53 pm to
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I am just grateful that LSU continues to remind us all that no matter how bad it is, it could be much worse.


No doubt, a trashy LSU fan here and there is one thing, but what if we were all inbred Gumps?


Posted by JRtiger75
Member since Oct 2019
857 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 6:56 pm to
yep you could a sister phucking, tree killing, paul finebaum worshipping gump lol. Dont you have a cousin you could be kissing or a meth lab u could be blowing up? lolol
Posted by GeauxtigersMs36
The coast
Member since Jan 2018
13069 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 7:03 pm to
In his defense he was at ole Miss for those 6 years
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
17773 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 7:17 pm to
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So captdalton has made as many LSU threads in 3.5 months as Willy has made theads about Alabama in over a year.

Damn. That’s peak loser behavior.
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
23806 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 7:39 pm to
OP. That’s some funny shite. Made me laugh out loud.

Nicely done.
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