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What do you call the sweat under Dolly Partons titties?

Posted on 11/17/23 at 4:56 pm
Posted by ugasickem
Allatoona
Member since Nov 2010
11973 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 4:56 pm
Mountain Dew
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70190 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 4:59 pm to
Last night you were complaining that this place was a shithole and you never wanted to come back.

And this is how you come back.
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
61763 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 5:00 pm to
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What do you call the sweat under Dolly Partons titties?
Nourishment.
Posted by ClaimToFame
Member since Nov 2017
1754 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 5:01 pm to
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 5:02 pm to
Had to google who dolly parton was
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
7654 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

Had to google who dolly parton was



She passed away ?
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
23967 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 5:05 pm to
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What do you call the sweat under Dolly Partons titties?


Lucky?
Posted by sugatowng
Look at my bling Bitches
Member since Nov 2006
25421 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 5:08 pm to
Humidititties
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
7814 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 5:25 pm to
Do you need me to throw you a flotation device?
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
5989 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 5:26 pm to
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Mountain Dew

You need help.
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
7814 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 5:26 pm to
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Had to google who dolly parton was


You probably should get away from Batesville more often.
Posted by Darindawg
Member since May 2022
3084 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 5:27 pm to
You know...there's a couple of things about Dolly Parton that like, I just can't quite put my finger on them.
Posted by ugasickem
Allatoona
Member since Nov 2010
11973 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 5:30 pm to
You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know - and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.
Posted by Doak Walker
Dallas
Member since Sep 2022
502 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 5:35 pm to
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What do you call the sweat under Dolly Partons titties?

Something you'll never see or smell.
Posted by ThePanTangTyger
In the heat of the moment
Member since May 2019
127 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 5:35 pm to
hardee har har
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
4635 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 5:36 pm to
quote:

You have the luxury of not knowing what I know - and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to yo

Posted by Rebelvis
Nashville
Member since Dec 2015
47 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 5:37 pm to
A few years ago Dolly contemplated starting a grocery empire. She was going to consolidate Big K, Harris Teeter, and Piggly Wiggly.

New name...
Big Wiggly Teeters
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7698 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 5:38 pm to
quote:

You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know - and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.




Seek help, fraulëin
Posted by FoTownBam
Foley Al
Member since Oct 2023
3364 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 5:40 pm to
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And this is how you come back.

And totally redeems himself
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17733 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 5:51 pm to
Corny as hell but I had to up vote.
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