What actor would play SEC HCs in a movie?

Alabama: Billy Bob Thornton


It is a natural fit for an actor from the Natural State to play one of Bama's best and most worship.

Arkansas: John Goodman


A real actor who has the range of display all sides of Bert.

Auburn: Jim Caviezel


Having played a nerdy High School coach and Jesus makes him a perfect match for the Barners.

Florida: Stephen Tobolowsky


He played he annoying insurance salesman in Groundhog Day, and I could see McElwain selling insurance in three years.

Georgia: Not Helen Hunt

Too Obvious of a choice

Kentucky: Kyle Gass


They look alike and it isn't like Stoops is ever going to be in a movie not based on his brother's career anyway.

LSU: Eric Taylor


He took over a role of a successful HC in the big screen adaptation to the small screen and promptly rode the franchise into the ground.

Ole Miss: Matthew Lewis



Does it matter? After another mediocre season this year this list will need to be updated to reflect the next hire in the land of delusion.

Ms State: Tom Huice


Has the experience needed to accurately portray Mullins on film.

Missouri: Gary Busey


He got that years of alcoholism look you can't get just anywhere.

SCAR: Tommy Lee Jones


He has the ability to be an a-hole but his delivery is such people think he's just joking.

Tennessee: Jerry O'connell


Yeah, the fat kid everyone made fun of in the early years grew up to make numerous mediocre products while winning away from work by marring Rebecca Romijn

Texas A&M
Don Cheadle


If you've seen his work in house of lies you know he's the right man for the role.

Vandy: Anthony Anderson


At one time he was a hot name, but slowly began to fade as the years went on.