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We've talked about Sleeping Giants. How about Sleeping Midgets? Teams that ...
Posted on 12/28/25 at 6:00 pm
Posted on 12/28/25 at 6:00 pm
probably should not be doing as well as they are and are just a piss-poor coach or other decision away from joining the nobodies of college football.
I'll start:
1. Auburn. I always thought Auburn was a sleeping midget. They are in Opelika, and play in the huge shadow of Alabama in a state that doesn't produce the number of recruits needed to produce two elite state football programs.
They were great for awhile, but what put them back with the midgets was Georgia awakening as a sleeping Giant. Now they live in the huge shadow of two better schools that have more money, a bigger fan base, and better football programs.
2. Tennessee. The talent base in Tennessee just isn't there. The vols need to feed heavily from Georgia, Florida and other states with more and better talent. Again, the Georgia awakening may have punished Tennessee more than Auburn.
3. Nebraska. I mean - why were they ever a blue blood? In the middle of nowhere in a state that doesn't produce the level or amount of talent to remain elite. Once they started in on the coach merry-go-round, they quickly awakened the midget.
Current teams that are doing well, but are sleeping midgets:
1. Ole Miss. They need a huge hook to get into elite status. Kiffin provided it, Golding won't.
2. Clemson. They aren't really doing well this year, but made the CFP last year and are generally seen in the recent past as an elite program. Dabo's stupidity as to NIL is awakening Clemson's sleeping midget big time.
I'll start:
1. Auburn. I always thought Auburn was a sleeping midget. They are in Opelika, and play in the huge shadow of Alabama in a state that doesn't produce the number of recruits needed to produce two elite state football programs.
They were great for awhile, but what put them back with the midgets was Georgia awakening as a sleeping Giant. Now they live in the huge shadow of two better schools that have more money, a bigger fan base, and better football programs.
2. Tennessee. The talent base in Tennessee just isn't there. The vols need to feed heavily from Georgia, Florida and other states with more and better talent. Again, the Georgia awakening may have punished Tennessee more than Auburn.
3. Nebraska. I mean - why were they ever a blue blood? In the middle of nowhere in a state that doesn't produce the level or amount of talent to remain elite. Once they started in on the coach merry-go-round, they quickly awakened the midget.
Current teams that are doing well, but are sleeping midgets:
1. Ole Miss. They need a huge hook to get into elite status. Kiffin provided it, Golding won't.
2. Clemson. They aren't really doing well this year, but made the CFP last year and are generally seen in the recent past as an elite program. Dabo's stupidity as to NIL is awakening Clemson's sleeping midget big time.
Posted on 12/28/25 at 6:09 pm to GoldenDawg
Georgia Tech, as of last night
Posted on 12/28/25 at 6:26 pm to GoldenDawg
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Current teams that are doing well, but are sleeping midgets:
1. Ole Miss.
2. Clemson.
I wouldn't lump these two together at all...
Clemson has actually won two NC's and many conference titles in the past 10 years.
Ole miss has not won a NC or Conference title in 60+ years.
Ole Miss isn't a sleeping midget....just a midget whose coach left them on the altar of the CFB playoff!
This post was edited on 12/28/25 at 7:14 pm
Posted on 12/28/25 at 6:29 pm to GoldenDawg
If you want to go down this road, then Georgia should be listed. I mean you're going to include a team like Nebraska who has won 5 national championships , then Georgia ain't shite.
Your 1980 title was one of the weakest schedules to ever to win a national championship, only 1984 BYU probably being slightly weaker. You didn't play the tougher SEC teams that year and the only team you played that finished ranked was #9 Notre Dame in the bowl game.
Over Walkers career I think he played a total of 5 ranked teams and lost 3 of them. He beat Notre Dame in 1980 and #8 Clemson in 1982. However, in the Clemson game he was injured and only used as a decoy, rushing for like 20 yards total for the game.
And you're doing well now under Kirby because he copied the Alabama program, but if he goes, you're "just a piss-poor coach or other decision away from joining the nobodies of college football."
I'm not sure why you wanted to start a thread shitting on other teams, but you asked for it.
Your 1980 title was one of the weakest schedules to ever to win a national championship, only 1984 BYU probably being slightly weaker. You didn't play the tougher SEC teams that year and the only team you played that finished ranked was #9 Notre Dame in the bowl game.
Over Walkers career I think he played a total of 5 ranked teams and lost 3 of them. He beat Notre Dame in 1980 and #8 Clemson in 1982. However, in the Clemson game he was injured and only used as a decoy, rushing for like 20 yards total for the game.
And you're doing well now under Kirby because he copied the Alabama program, but if he goes, you're "just a piss-poor coach or other decision away from joining the nobodies of college football."
I'm not sure why you wanted to start a thread shitting on other teams, but you asked for it.
This post was edited on 12/28/25 at 6:33 pm
Posted on 12/28/25 at 6:31 pm to GoldenDawg
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Tennessee. The talent base in Tennessee just isn't there. The vols need to feed heavily from Georgia, Florida and other states with more and better talent. Again, the Georgia awakening may have punished Tennessee more than Auburn.
Even before NIL and a run of shite coaches the Vols still recruited very well. With NIL the Vols are doing even better. Your take is shat.
Posted on 12/28/25 at 6:41 pm to GoldenDawg
If Tennessee and Auburn are sleeping midgets, UGA is a midget currently on a step stool
Posted on 12/28/25 at 6:52 pm to BlackCloud
I wouldn’t either Clemson has a surprisingly good history. Siaa titles, southern titles, acc titles, and natty titles. They even have a couple of undefeated seasons they don’t count towards natty claims which is more than I can say about some teams that won nine this past year
Posted on 12/28/25 at 6:54 pm to GoldenDawg
Also what does sleeping midget even imply? Wouldn’t an awake midget be more productive?
Posted on 12/28/25 at 7:11 pm to 3down10
I believe it was about GT, for some stupid reason.
Posted on 12/28/25 at 7:20 pm to BlackCloud
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Clemson has actually won two NC's and many conference titles in the past 10 years.
Nil exposed Clemson. Before nil, they paid for top talent and and venables is a great defensive coordinator. With him gone and nil levelling the playing field, Clemson is fricked. And good redience.
Posted on 12/28/25 at 7:38 pm to 3down10
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If you want to go down this road, then Georgia should be listed. I mean you're going to include a team like Nebraska who has won 5 national championships , then Georgia ain't shite.
Totally missing the point of my post, but ... not surprised. Serious case of KDS with this one.
Posted on 12/28/25 at 7:39 pm to BlackCloud
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I wouldn't lump these two together at all...
Clemson has actually won two NC's and many conference titles in the past 10 years.
Ole miss has not won a NC or Conference title in 60+ years.
Ole Miss isn't a sleeping midget....just a midget whose coach left them on the altar of the CFB playoff!
I can buy that.
Posted on 12/28/25 at 7:44 pm to BlackCloud
Clemson was an anomaly, it’s over want happen again. Don’t know how it happened in the first place with Dumbo???
Posted on 12/28/25 at 7:46 pm to 3down10
quote:Bama’s schedule in 1979 was the weakest
Your 1980 title was one of the weakest schedules to ever to win a national championship, only 1984 BYU probably being slightly weaker.
only team in the entire history of CFB to play three - count em - three teams with double digit losses in the same season (and in consecutive games at that)
Posted on 12/28/25 at 7:48 pm to bamabaseballsec
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Also what does sleeping midget even imply? Wouldn’t an awake midget be more productive?
Yep.
Should be Sleepwalking Midgets at least
Posted on 12/28/25 at 7:48 pm to GoldenDawg
Lumping Ole miss in with Clemson is laughable. One won REAL national championships and the other one claimed a couple 60 years ago
Posted on 12/28/25 at 7:51 pm to 3down10
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I'm not sure why you wanted to start a thread shitting on other teams, but you asked for it.
He made it obvious in the 1st two paragraphs.
Posted on 12/28/25 at 7:54 pm to GoldenDawg
Everyone is at risk. Everyone.
Alabama has been crap for extended periods of time and could again
Florida, Texas, USC a decade of sucktitude and mediocrity from what might literally be THE three “biggest advantage” programs in the country. Or at least 15 years ago would’ve been considered so
Alabama has been crap for extended periods of time and could again
Florida, Texas, USC a decade of sucktitude and mediocrity from what might literally be THE three “biggest advantage” programs in the country. Or at least 15 years ago would’ve been considered so
Posted on 12/28/25 at 7:55 pm to genro
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Everyone is at risk. Everyone.
Agreed. I just think some are more at risk than others, simply because of the metrics of location, talent produced in their state, other teams in the state, etc.
But you're right. Everyone is at risk.
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