Well, well, well Bama and Ole Miss! WTF are yall smoking?

Pass that shite to the left! It’s got y’all truly hallucinating! Yall want to talk about kicking someone out the SEC? Well let’s talk facts. Facts don’t care about you or your buddies in the SEC offices feelings!

Here’s what every CFB program is evaluated at in financial terms. I know this is beyond you Gump’s and Redneck’s comprehension but just put it into AI and ask it to explain it to you like you’re an elementary school kid.

Yes, it’s states clearly LSU is valued at a much higher rate than ‘ole Alabama and no teeth fans Ole Miss. Are yall going to pull the Dabo BS now? “Poor ‘ole Alabama”! Y’all did assure us that yall were much more relevant than us!

Last I checked, I couldn’t even tell you when’s the last time the media talked about the crimson cried. Even Finebaum has given up on yall. He makes his viewer requirements using our coach. Debust isn’t good for clicks. Short of him having Penix he’s trash! Yeah, yeah, I know…..Debust doesn’t have BK to beat up on anymore though!

15 other university presidents showed you they don’t have an actual clue of what’s going on! That’s a reflection on yall not us!

Program
Adjusted revenue 2025
Valuation
1. Texas
$298,000,000
$2.197 billion
2. Texas A&M
$218,000,000
$1.593 billion
3. Ohio State
$185,000,000
$1.547 billion
4. LSU
$213,000,000
$1.543 billion
5. Michigan
$200,000,000
$1.463 billion
6. Notre Dame
$170,000,000
$1.418 billion
7. Georgia
$195,000,000
$1.472 billion
8. Penn State
$193,000,000
$1.411 billion
9. Alabama
$192,000,000
$1.401 billion
10. Nebraska
$197,000,000
$1.236 billion
11. Oklahoma
$160,000,000
$1.153 billion
12. Washington
$182,000,000
$1.147 billion
13. Tennessee
$177,000,000
$1.114 billion
14. Auburn
$175,000,000
$1.101 billion
15. Iowa
$162,000,000
$1.017 billion
16. USC
$161,000,000
$999 million
17. Florida
$155,000,000
$978 million
18. Wisconsin
$156,000,000
$963 million
19. Oregon
$139,000,000
$873 million
20. Colorado
$141,000,000
$870 million

Pedo St. is worth more than yall dim witted Gumps!