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We are apparently going to get an SEC Shorts this week

Posted on 1/14/24 at 11:13 pm
Posted by prplhze2000
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Posted on 1/14/24 at 11:13 pm
Probably the end of the year report cards.

Hope it's better than the last two.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 1/14/24 at 11:17 pm to
The aggy one was good, but the last couple have been awful.
Posted by Smokin Joe Dumas
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Posted on 1/14/24 at 11:23 pm to
Gotta be something paying homage to Saban. Isn’t one of them a Bama grad?
Posted by Bigbens42
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Posted on 1/14/24 at 11:31 pm to
quote:

Gotta be something paying homage to Saban. Isn’t one of them a Bama grad?


No one of them is a Barner.

Hope is also a Barner lol.
Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted on 1/14/24 at 11:33 pm to
What happened to that thiccc AZN chick they used to have?

Wasn't she a Barner too?
Posted by Tesla
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 1/14/24 at 11:39 pm to
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Probably the end of the year report cards. Hope it's better than the last two.


The one last year got to me when MSU came up. Really well done.
Posted by i am dan
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Posted on 1/15/24 at 6:25 am to
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No one of them is a Barner.


Which one?
Posted by themetalreb
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Posted on 1/15/24 at 6:28 am to
It hasn’t been good in awhile
Posted by BigBro
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Posted on 1/15/24 at 6:45 am to
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We are apparently going to get an SEC Shorts this week

Would you like some help writing next year? I will offer my services free of charge.

Episode 1
Texas walks in the room.
A&M slips out the back door and calls the B1G.
The B1G sends them to voicemail.
A&M starts freaking out, desperate..

Oklahoma walks in the room.
Missouri slips out the back door and calls the B1G.
The B1G sends them to voicemail.
Missouri starts freaking out, desperate..

Hope walks in the room in a bikini..
and walks around the room (slowly.. very slowly)

The B1G calls A&M and Missouri back on a conference call and offers them 50% shares. They both take it and leave. The SEC is down to 14 members again.

Hope is still walking around in a bikini..

The end.

Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 1/15/24 at 6:57 am to
The last two together were one decent one. Far from their best.
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
8040 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:28 am to
Some Ideas for 2024

1) Send Florida, Texas, Oklahoma & Tennessee to National Championship training since we apparently forgot how to win a Natty.

2) Send Texas & Oklahoma to SEC Training.. what to do & more importantly.. WHAT NOT TO DO.. maybe put a shock collar on us to correct our bad behavior
This post was edited on 1/15/24 at 7:29 am
Posted by poochie
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Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:56 am to
#norollcallnocare
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 1/15/24 at 8:01 am to
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What happened to that thiccc AZN chick they used to have?


She's a mainstay on "It's a Southern Thing." The SEC Shorts folks do things with them from time to time and even FunnyMaine drops by every now and then. All of the Southern skit show YouTube groups know each other.
Posted by captainFid
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Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 1/15/24 at 8:03 am to
quote:

Gotta be something paying homage to Saban. Isn’t one of them a Bama grad?



Well, they are based in Birmingham... so that will always upset a certain fan base.
Posted by Wolfhound45
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Posted on 1/15/24 at 9:02 am to
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Which one?
Meet the Cast

Robert Clay



He went to Auburn but won an Emmy for producing a documentary on Bear Bryant so he’s all over the place. If you ask him nicely, he might show you some pictures from his time playing trumpet in the Auburn University Marching Band.

Hannah Kuykendall



She attended UCF and Auburn where she honed her stage presence that would eventually lead her to portray such SEC Shorts characters as Hope, Regina, and the voice of the Dan Mullen hot seat.

Chelsi Davis



Chelsi Davis was born and raised in the Chelsea, AL, supplying her with the lifelong “Chelsi from Chelsea” title. She’s a small town girl who went to a small town school in Auburn, where she discovered her love of the stage at SkyBar on karaoke night.
This post was edited on 1/15/24 at 11:46 pm
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 1/15/24 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

Send Texas & Oklahoma to SEC Training.. what to do & more importantly.. WHAT NOT TO DO

Actually a good idea. Something, something we play defense. We only have two Kansases: vanderbilt and Arkansas.
Posted by fr33manator
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/15/24 at 1:36 pm to
I was just about to ask About this. Love the end of the year stuff usually. Missed out on the bowl dance this year
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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Member since Nov 2019
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Posted on 1/15/24 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

No one of them is a Barner.

Hope is also a Barner lol.


wut
Posted by UKWildcats
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Member since Mar 2015
17166 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 2:01 pm to
Obligatory picture of Hope. She's pretty damn cute.

Posted by Bigbens42
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Posted on 1/15/24 at 11:30 pm to
Marriage material.
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