Smokin Joe Dumas

Contraction of “this will”

“Welp, you got one” Luis Hernandez

“Adopt the 100 point scale” - thank goodness. I never could understand Rivals’ previous scoring system

“each weighted equally at 33.333%” - this is the perfect opportunity to either get rid of ESPN in their formula, or, as they did before, only weigh them at 10%. No way they should have equal weight. In fact, they have more than they did before the merger. This is actually going in the wrong direction with their composite

I can’t wait to give up my FC Dallas season tickets and get Athletico Dallas when they start in a couple of years.

The FC Dallas management is a joke and they have taken away all the season ticket holders’ perks. I could get tickets for less on the resale market

Damn. Wish it was the other way around (new home, old away)

I actually like the incoming freshman class more than most of the transfers

TLDR

First time I’ve actually read the article. It’s funny and disturbing at the same time:

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The phallus was *erected* in the SAC by Campbell in 2016 at the height of the Cocks Not Glocks protest. The protest involved students openly brandishing dildos, an action prohibited by Texas *Penal* code, to challenge the Campus Carry law passed that year allowing licensed gun owners to carry firearms into university facilities.

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I might be reading too much into the choice of words by the author because of my juvenile sense of humor

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The 11-inch phallus, dubbed “Big Boy” by the manufacturer, sits under a spotlight next to an explanation of the display written by Campbell. An advertisement from the manufacturer, Doc Johnson, is pasted on the wall behind it.

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I mean, how can this NOT be funny? Although, if mine was 11 inches, I’d name it “Big Boy” and have it under a spotlight too

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Campbell purchased the toy in the color “Gunmetal Grey,” developed the display and pitched the idea to the department in a mass email to see if they would approve the display.

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So, he purchased the “gunmetal grey” (sure it is) “toy” THEN pitched the idea to the department without knowing whether they would approve the display or not? Sure sounds like it was either too big or he had gotten bored of it

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The phallus) does a really good job in creating a bit of discomfort

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I bet it does :lol:
:bow: :rotflmao:

LSU football - “What did you give up for Lent?”

LSU basketball - “Winning”

:rotflmao:

So, 3.50?