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Until someone proves they can beat us, Mizzou should be ranked #1.

Posted on 9/29/24 at 11:47 am
Posted by Emmanuel Goldstein
Member since Jul 2021
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Posted on 9/29/24 at 11:47 am
Longest winning streak in the nation.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
100000 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 11:48 am to
#1 went to overtime against Vanderbilt
Posted by jbond
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2012
4964 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 11:48 am to
#1 in ego perhaps
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
119708 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 11:50 am to
Hell ya, brother.

Posted by jamespatterson
Member since Aug 2023
3036 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 11:51 am to
We’re going to get murdered in Alabama.
Posted by Sleepy_Tiger
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2021
8957 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 11:53 am to
Posted by Emmanuel Goldstein
Member since Jul 2021
1923 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 11:54 am to
quote:

We’re going to get murdered in Alabama.


Not this year. Not to a team named after an algae bloom with an elephant as a mascot.

It’s time to go poaching for some ivory trophies.
Posted by Miznoz
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Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 9/29/24 at 11:56 am to
808, just go root for kansas you complete idiot crybaby.
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
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Posted on 9/29/24 at 11:56 am to
Look, I'm all for Mizzou doing well, but I think someone is going to prove it here very shortly...
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
119708 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 11:57 am to
Oh sorry. Let me troll with OP.

Yeah. The SEC is super lame compared to Mizzou! We are awesome and should be ranked #1. Yeah! Take that, Rant! We are trolling. Yeah!

Dumbfrick.
Posted by Emmanuel Goldstein
Member since Jul 2021
1923 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 11:59 am to
Did you get your period?
Posted by Taurus 357
Great Lakes
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 9/29/24 at 12:00 pm to
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
119708 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 12:00 pm to
No. Are you still drunk from yesterday?
Posted by jamespatterson
Member since Aug 2023
3036 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 12:12 pm to
Murdered
Posted by Swamp Angel
Somewhere on a river
Member since Jul 2004
8812 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

#1 in ego perhaps


I'd like to agree, but unfortunately, the big ego award goes as a split between the two teams who want to be known as UT. Those two are so much alike:
1) Braggadocious fans hiding an inferiority complex behind bravado
2) Typically over ranked and underachieving
3) Colors are orange and white (one version looks like fresh sunburnt orange, the other resembles the color of a sun-baked cow turd)
4) Both cry for preeminence and attention that has yet to be earned

Mizzou fans try their damnedest to follow suit with an inflated ego, but they just can't quite develop that pretentious swagger as long as they're still hung up on their love spat with Kansas.
This post was edited on 9/29/24 at 12:52 pm
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
19125 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

Until someone proves they can beat us, Mizzou should be ranked #1.


I can appreciate this take. Upvote deployed.
Posted by Miznoz
#1 SEC RANT Influencer
Member since Dec 2018
4216 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 12:54 pm to
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Did you get your period?


He's that subset of Missouri fans that were both horribly wrong about Drink and completely unwilling to admit it.

I don't know how someone could be this miserable.

Can't even enjoy a season like last year why would you continue to watch college football LET ALONE post here which means you're a die hard fan who spends a lot of time on the subject.

completely baffling
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
69950 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 1:31 pm to
Well let me save this one for later
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
38522 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

808, just go root for kansas you complete idiot crybaby.


quote:

Miznoz




ETA: IYKYK. If not..........you might be a Mizzou fan.
This post was edited on 9/29/24 at 1:36 pm
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane
STL
Member since Aug 2022
154 posts
Posted on 9/29/24 at 6:34 pm to
Cocaine’s a hell of a drug
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