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Traveling through obKnoxiousville, Tennessee......
Posted on 9/18/22 at 5:59 pm
Posted on 9/18/22 at 5:59 pm
Lordy, all the mudslinging between SEC schools gets hilarious sometimes. I've never seen fans of conferences go at it with each other like our grand ol' SEC. All other conferences are bores compared to us.
Well, I came across this story today.....this Georgia fan and his family were traveling and stopped in Knoxville, TN for something to eat. He tells the cool story.......
We are traveling and stopped to eat in Knoxville. Half the 75+ people with a line wrapped around inside were wearing Vols gear.
At Maple Street, they yell out your order so the entire restaurant can hear their name called.
I told them the order was for Kirby Smart. I made sure I didn't go to the counter right away (the "caller" gave a soft call the 1st time). I wanted the caller to yell Kirby Smart louder - and for a 2nd time.
Then I stepped through about 5 Vols fans and got our order - also made sure it took 3 trips. These people needed to know who the champions are - and it's not them.
Now Knoxville knows who their daddy is.
Happy Sunday. Go Dawgs!
Well, I came across this story today.....this Georgia fan and his family were traveling and stopped in Knoxville, TN for something to eat. He tells the cool story.......
We are traveling and stopped to eat in Knoxville. Half the 75+ people with a line wrapped around inside were wearing Vols gear.
At Maple Street, they yell out your order so the entire restaurant can hear their name called.
I told them the order was for Kirby Smart. I made sure I didn't go to the counter right away (the "caller" gave a soft call the 1st time). I wanted the caller to yell Kirby Smart louder - and for a 2nd time.
Then I stepped through about 5 Vols fans and got our order - also made sure it took 3 trips. These people needed to know who the champions are - and it's not them.
Now Knoxville knows who their daddy is.
Happy Sunday. Go Dawgs!
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Posted on 9/18/22 at 6:01 pm to JetDawg
Wow, he sure showed them....
Posted on 9/18/22 at 6:01 pm to JetDawg
Fail
Posted on 9/18/22 at 6:02 pm to JetDawg
You sound fun and cool.
Posted on 9/18/22 at 6:04 pm to JetDawg
Spoiler Alert - in the line, any line ? Nobody gives two shits that your brand won more games than my brand.
If I'm in line first ? Stay behind me. No fricks are given about conference standings.
If I'm in line first ? Stay behind me. No fricks are given about conference standings.
Posted on 9/18/22 at 6:04 pm to JetDawg
quote:Did you hear them give you a shoutout?
JetDawg
Posted on 9/18/22 at 6:05 pm to JetDawg
How many dicks did you suck?
Posted on 9/18/22 at 6:07 pm to JetDawg
Wow, its like you came in first in the special Olympics.go you.
Posted on 9/18/22 at 6:08 pm to JetDawg
Things that didn’t happen for 1,000 Alex.
Posted on 9/18/22 at 6:09 pm to JetDawg
And I thought that I’ve made some bad threads this week…
Posted on 9/18/22 at 6:09 pm to JetDawg
Posted on 9/18/22 at 6:09 pm to JetDawg
Similar story. Stopped in Maryville on our way to Gatlinburg in...whatever year it was. Go in and get seated, Just an Alabama hat on. Anyway, the waitress comes over, very nice girl, takes our order and asks if we were from Alabama. Yesmam I said. She said I just want you to know how much I hate yall. Dead serious look on her face. I just said well, you can rest assured the feeling is mutual.
She comes back later with the check and I said thank you, everything was great and Roll Tide, she said go Vols and I patted her on the back and smiled.
She comes back later with the check and I said thank you, everything was great and Roll Tide, she said go Vols and I patted her on the back and smiled.
Posted on 9/18/22 at 6:10 pm to JetDawg
Posted on 9/18/22 at 6:11 pm to JetDawg
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I told them the order was for Kirby Smart. I made sure I didn't go to the counter right away (the "caller" gave a soft call the 1st time). I wanted the caller to yell Kirby Smart louder - and for a 2nd time.
Would have been better If you said Nick Saban
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Now Knoxville knows who their daddy is.
Daddy is in Tuscaloosa, not Athens.
Posted on 9/18/22 at 6:12 pm to JetDawg
I chuckled at it. Gotta respect who appears to be the next GOAT, but also, frick UGA
Posted on 9/18/22 at 6:12 pm to Between TheHedges
quote:You did.
And I thought that I’ve made some bad threads this week…
Not this bad...but...
Posted on 9/18/22 at 6:14 pm to SavageOrangeJug
quote:I know! Completely agree.
You did. Not this bad...but.
Posted on 9/18/22 at 6:14 pm to JetDawg
Tell ‘em about the big bad Moo Moo’s , tard.
Posted on 9/18/22 at 6:15 pm to Between TheHedges
quote:I might have had a bad thread or two myself...not this bad...just bad.
I know! Completely agree.
Posted on 9/18/22 at 6:16 pm to Between TheHedges
Amazing story. If they didn’t know who the football champions were, they do now!
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