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re: tOfficial LSU/Florida shite talk thread

Posted on 10/2/18 at 11:48 am to
Posted by reel_gator8
Seminole,Fl
Member since May 2012
11060 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 11:48 am to
LSU...the sewer drainage hole of the SEC. Purple and gold umbrella twirlers gay as a MFer. They will wear their beads as sign of pride and clog up the mens rooms on 1-75 North on their knees sucking horse penis.

Thank God I head south not north on the interstate. The damn sanitation crews will be hosing down the mens rooms with bleach and getting rid of corndog smell & jism from those gay bastirds. I vote we block 1-10 and don't allow gay porno pushers in our state.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32535 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 11:53 am to
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Thank God I head south not north on the interstate.


Just remember to turn off the stove before you leave home. You don't want your meth lab trailer of a home to explode while the Tigers are dropping dick in the swamp.
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 11:53 am to
Franks pays for groceries with a check
Posted by JustinT256
San Angelo, TX
Member since Oct 2015
841 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 11:54 am to
quote:

I'll bet you a dozen Nutria pelts you brown water drinking, third world, Cajun inbred mouthbreather. frick Louisiana the septic tank of America. Louisiana is so backwoods, that your whores still suck dick on horseback. And by whores I mean most of your mothers.


Annnnndddddd, WE HAVE A WINNER!
Posted by GaryGator
The Swamp
Member since Jun 2017
6355 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 11:59 am to
Dan Mullen taught Ed Orgeron how to tie his shoes.... In 2005.
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 12:02 pm to
Dan Mullen can't spell shoes
Posted by DBU
Member since Mar 2014
19059 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 12:03 pm to
There’s some rustled gator fans ITT
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 12:06 pm to
Gary is an angry little fella
Posted by Tiger on the Rag
Cattle Gap Egypt
Member since Jan 2018
6834 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 12:07 pm to
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You corndogs talk a lot of shite, no way you’re coming into to the Swamp with a Special Ed shrimp boat captain masquerading as a football coach & beat the Gatas


Were you in a coma last year?
Posted by 7nette
Member since Nov 2015
4909 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 12:08 pm to
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There’s some rustled gator fans ITT


We haven’t even mentioned sharks or Aaron Hernandez yet
Posted by GaryGator
The Swamp
Member since Jun 2017
6355 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 12:19 pm to
Never been happier. Thanks for your concern. I enjoy shite talking to a bunch of Louisianans. With all of your unique customs and traditions. Such as eating Nutria, living in ramshackled plywood and tin huts in the middle of a swamp. And missing a few important chromosomes.
This post was edited on 10/2/18 at 12:30 pm
Posted by liveb8
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Member since Sep 2018
442 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 12:28 pm to
Thanks, Gary. However, LSU still rolls on Saturday
Posted by GaryGator
The Swamp
Member since Jun 2017
6355 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 12:32 pm to
UF wins a close one, and in a fit of rage you tie your wife/cousin to a cypress tree to attract the roo-ga-roo.
This post was edited on 10/2/18 at 12:40 pm
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
45213 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 12:34 pm to
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Really? Because I saw the Kentucky game front to back and Florida laid the frick down lol. No drive at all to bring it back,


Florida had the ball with a chance to win with under a minute. You didn't watch the game did you
Posted by UFMatt
Gator Nation - Everywhere
Member since Oct 2010
11445 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 12:36 pm to
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Were you in a coma last year?


These aren't Jim McElwain's soft bellied Gators that the mighty tiggers beat by 1 point last year or the McElwain team that beat the mighty tiggers at home in 2016. The tiggers are in for a rude awakening saturday in the Swamp, only Gators get out alive.
Posted by SaltyNutSnack
Stillwater
Member since Jun 2016
1197 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

These aren't Jim McElwain's soft bellied Gators that the mighty tiggers beat by 1 point last year or the McElwain team that beat the mighty tiggers at home in 2016


It is the same team though that got embarrassed by Kentucky.
Posted by GaryGator
The Swamp
Member since Jun 2017
6355 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 12:41 pm to
UK would beat LSU. They already beat the shite out of one west opponent.
Posted by UFMatt
Gator Nation - Everywhere
Member since Oct 2010
11445 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 12:41 pm to
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It is the same team though that got embarrassed by Kentucky.


Lsu probably isn't as good as Kentucky this year.
Posted by Choot em Tiger
Member since Jan 2012
9771 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 12:47 pm to
Florida isnt as good as Auburn or miami. That was easy
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59642 posts
Posted on 10/2/18 at 12:48 pm to
Having the ball didn't mean yall had a chance.
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