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re: To understand Bama you need to understand “the machine”

Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:00 am to
Posted by 1badboy
In space
Member since Jul 2014
8103 posts
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:00 am to
Best case in Bama is to marry cousin instead of your sister! Incest anyone ?
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
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Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:36 am to
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started at university of Alabama by forming a powerful political group with the “ole row” frats and sororities to control campus politics and then spread out to control the rest of the state.


What ever happened to drinking and wenching? Good God those Frats and Sororities are out of control.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
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Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:42 am to
Ok
Posted by tomsellecksmustache
Dallas, Texas
Member since Dec 2015
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Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:48 am to
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[link=(Image-1.jpg)]LINK[/link]Alabama is very different from all other Southern states in that is was infiltrated by an skull n bones splinter group 100 years ago and this group has organized and controlled the state ever sense that time. They started at university of Alabama by forming a powerful political group with the “ole row” frats and sororities to control campus politics and then spread out to control the rest of the state.

From this group spawned the incredible network of bagman, street agents, talent scouts etc that built that football program. Bond together in a blood oath in a Southern Version of “ skull of bones” they spread out like Nazi storm troopers to conquer the football world before we even knew what hit us.

This is why they don’t get caught. This is why they never flip. This is why they are called “the machine”

[link=( https://www.al.com/opinion/index.ssf/2018/03/the_makings_of_uas_machine.html)]LINK[/link]




21-0

Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47824 posts
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:49 am to
Man are you reverting back to your ATPB ways? Cause this seems very ATPBishy.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:49 am to
BAMA uses the guy from 8mm? Saban is into snuff film? I'm confused

Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
12865 posts
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:50 am to
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This is all correct. It was so weird meeting people in Mobile when I moved to Gulf Shores. They'd ask where I went to school and I said LSU. They'd say no. What high school? And I was like, "who TF cares??" Apparently, it's an Alabama thing.

Uhhhh no. Ever been to New Orleans? They do the same thing and if you went to Jesuit instead of brother martin or vice versa you can be judged just based on that.
Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
12865 posts
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:51 am to
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Best case in Bama is to marry cousin instead of your sister! Incest anyone

Y'all, be better. There are better jokes out there. This isn't good, funny, original, clever at all anymore.
This post was edited on 3/5/18 at 9:52 am
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30193 posts
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:52 am to
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TutHillTiger
ATPB'r at his finest!

Never Yeild TutHillTiger, Never Yeild
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15388 posts
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:53 am to
Nice HTML work
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51817 posts
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:54 am to
Who left the door to the ATPB cage open?
Posted by Gary Busey
Member since Dec 2014
33277 posts
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:55 am to
LSU fans obsessed with Alabama, begging them to consider LSU relevant. Shocking.

Louisiana is also a shite hole.
This post was edited on 3/5/18 at 9:56 am
Posted by Pinche Cabron
TN
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Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:55 am to
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15388 posts
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:56 am to
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For example you must join a specific frat or sorority in high school which governs which college frats and/or sorority you pledge.


Completely false. Its regional. At Bama DKE and KKG are mostly Mobile for instance but definitely not exclusively
This post was edited on 3/5/18 at 9:56 am
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30193 posts
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:56 am to
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Man are you reverting back to your ATPB ways? Cause this seems very ATPBishy.



Tuthill was a ring leader in the circus.
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15388 posts
Posted on 3/5/18 at 9:57 am to
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This is all correct.
It was so weird meeting people in Mobile when I moved to Gulf Shores. They'd ask where I went to school and I said LSU. They'd say no. What high school? And I was like, "who TF cares??"

Apparently, it's an Alabama thing.



No one in Mobile knows crap about Louisiana high schools so I am calling BS
Posted by LegendOfCobb
Athens of the West
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 3/5/18 at 10:06 am to
It true. I seent it
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
38242 posts
Posted on 3/5/18 at 10:30 am to
There is only one machine:



Bert Kreischer The Machine NSFW
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 3/5/18 at 10:34 am to
Posted by ColoBama
The Kayng of College Fusball, CO
Member since Dec 2016
7433 posts
Posted on 3/5/18 at 10:38 am to
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What high school? And I was like, "who TF cares??"

Apparently, it's an Alabama thing.


For Mobile, I can confirm this. I tell no one I went to Prichard High School for one year. In 10th grade, I moved to Stockbridge, Georgia. I tell everyone in Alabama I moved for high school and leave it at that.
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