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re: To Hell With These Potato Farming Clowns

Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:49 pm to
Posted by dawgfacedmutt
God's Country
Member since Oct 2024
759 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:49 pm to
You can grow anything in that rich, Indiana soil.

Bama can grow cotton and mosquitos.

Too bad you have to go to LA LA land to play them.

Hope you win. That would be embarrassing.

Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
44354 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:50 pm to
You shut your whore mouth. There is only one state known for potatoes motherfricker, and we drop that bitch every NYE.

This post was edited on 12/26/25 at 5:41 pm
Posted by theballguy
Member since Oct 2011
31541 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:50 pm to
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
25651 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:51 pm to
Corn and soybeans, Chief
Posted by theballguy
Member since Oct 2011
31541 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

Hope you win. That would be embarrassing.



I'll tell you something, brother.

It will be embarrassing.

Indy by 35.

And ... Indy over Georgia by 20 for the 'ship.



Posted by Roymg
Covington
Member since Apr 2005
703 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:54 pm to
The Gumps will need to pile drive their QB and remove him from competition.
Posted by dawgfacedmutt
God's Country
Member since Oct 2024
759 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:59 pm to
That would be something.

Good luck to Indiana.

Anyone but OH. lol

Posted by Jabontik
Houston
Member since Dec 2016
4180 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:09 pm to
quote:

Your women are ugly.


Not all of them

Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
126273 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:09 pm to
quote:

Indiana is known for corn…
Which is one of the essential ingredients for…



Posted by PBD4BAMA
Sweet Home Alabama
Member since Dec 2014
6450 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:16 pm to
And sugar canes
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38729 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:20 pm to
Top Potato-Producing States (by Volume)
Idaho: The undisputed leader, growing nearly a third of all U.S. potatoes.
Washington: A close second, often rivaling Idaho in production.
Wisconsin: A significant producer, especially in the Midwest.
Oregon: A major Pacific Northwest supplier.
North Dakota: A key Great Plains producer.
Colorado: Known for high-altitude potato farms.
Minnesota: Another substantial Midwest grower.
Michigan: A large producer in the Great Lakes region.
California: Supplies potatoes with its diverse climates.
Maine: A historic and significant producer in the Northeast.
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
10718 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:20 pm to
Bama fans are so dumb.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
20405 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

The Gumps will need to pile drive their QB and remove him from competition.


Posted by VagueMessage
Springdale, AR
Member since Jun 2013
4359 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

bet there aren’t 10 people alive who associate Indiana with potatoes. This is just stupid.


The joke is Indiana is so nondescript and overlooked, that they could be mistake for Idaho at a glance. Not sure how everyone is missing the real joke here.
Posted by bisonduck
Oregon City, OR
Member since Apr 2011
13510 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

Uh was you thinking Idaho?


In the quarterfinals, the potato farming belongs to Oregon.
Posted by ShotGunGordan
Member since Dec 2025
53 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

Top Potato-Producing States (by Volume)
Idaho: The undisputed leader, growing nearly a third of all U.S. potatoes.
Washington: A close second, often rivaling Idaho in production.
Wisconsin: A significant producer, especially in the Midwest.
Oregon: A major Pacific Northwest supplier.
North Dakota: A key Great Plains producer.
Colorado: Known for high-altitude potato farms.
Minnesota: Another substantial Midwest grower.
Michigan: A large producer in the Great Lakes region.
California: Supplies potatoes with its diverse climates.
Maine: A historic and significant producer in the Northeast.


You can post all the fancy stats you wish; it doesn't change the fact that Indiana is best known for potatoes.

In fact, they worship the potato as a type of deity in many areas of Indiana. Here are some secret photos taken at the Medaryville, Indiana, potato-fest just last year.

LAST YEAR!

Posted by rojak
CoMo
Member since Feb 2023
333 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:48 pm to
This whole thread is so bad it's actually funny. Thanks...I guess.
Posted by GoldenDawg
Dawg in Exile
Member since Oct 2013
21609 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

Alabama fans don't give a damn about potatoes in any form.

Which is ironic since the majority of your fanbase is shaped like a potato.
This post was edited on 12/26/25 at 5:53 pm
Posted by ShotGunGordan
Member since Dec 2025
53 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

Bama fans are so dumb.


That's your opinion. You keep your opinions, I suppose, and I'll keep posting facts like this:



That's a lot of potatoes.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38729 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 6:14 pm to
So you’re under the impression that a 16 year hiatus is indicating worshiping a grain?
This post was edited on 12/26/25 at 6:15 pm
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