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This is just the type of Auburn vs. LSU game that Aubie's pull out their Arse
Posted on 9/26/22 at 1:18 pm
Posted on 9/26/22 at 1:18 pm
Do they rally around their players, do they pull one out for their coach. Hope my tigers are ready for all kinds of strange shite going on.
Posted on 9/26/22 at 1:20 pm to TigerFanNKaty
Rally or not they have no one to QB that team. Injuries wiped out their QBs. Going to be an issue.
Posted on 9/26/22 at 1:22 pm to TigerFanNKaty
All logic says LSU should win comfortably but there will be some black magic frickery for sure
Posted on 9/26/22 at 1:23 pm to TigerFanNKaty
Just by this game being in Jordan-Hare should make anyone cautious. Playing any game there is like playing in a parallel universe
Posted on 9/26/22 at 1:25 pm to TigerFanNKaty
2-3 times now AU fans have thought we'd kinda piece together a half-decent performance. But it hasn't really happened, we're arguably worse every week.
On paper this probably should be the type of game LSU frets over (JHS, Auburn playing uninspired to date, etc.) and I frankly don't think LSU is particularly good. But the evidence is mounting that Auburn has no QB, has major LB problems, has major secondary problems and can't block, even against very mediocre opposition.
I think there is a 5% chance Auburn suddenly starts looking like a reasonable football team at this point. I think there is a 20% chance LSU derps it up to lose or make it really competitive. I think there is an 75% chance LSU just wins pretty easily against a team that knows this staff is about done.
On paper this probably should be the type of game LSU frets over (JHS, Auburn playing uninspired to date, etc.) and I frankly don't think LSU is particularly good. But the evidence is mounting that Auburn has no QB, has major LB problems, has major secondary problems and can't block, even against very mediocre opposition.
I think there is a 5% chance Auburn suddenly starts looking like a reasonable football team at this point. I think there is a 20% chance LSU derps it up to lose or make it really competitive. I think there is an 75% chance LSU just wins pretty easily against a team that knows this staff is about done.
Posted on 9/26/22 at 1:27 pm to TigerFanNKaty
Not this year bud. Enjoy your win
Posted on 9/26/22 at 1:27 pm to red sox fan 13
Drum Major as quarterback is the trickery going on.
Posted on 9/26/22 at 1:29 pm to TigerFanNKaty
No doubt. Harsin improves to 4-1 and I rage.
Posted on 9/26/22 at 1:30 pm to TigerFanNKaty
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Do they rally around their players, do they pull one out for their coach.
None of the above, they simply linger while LSU inexplicably destroys themselves. Then they are there in the right position at the right time to stumble across a victory.
It's voodoo. But, you're from LA, so start collecting some chicken bones for a counter-curse.
This post was edited on 9/26/22 at 1:51 pm
Posted on 9/26/22 at 1:31 pm to Referee
This team is every bit as bad as the 2012 team in my opinion.
Posted on 9/26/22 at 1:36 pm to TigerFanNKaty
I can already picture the game ending on some bizarre/inexplicable call or circumstance that fricks us over as the Auburn players rush the field running towards the sea of blue and orange shakers behind the end zone acting like they just won the damn Super Bowl. I feel like that sums up about almost every game we play in JHS.
This post was edited on 9/26/22 at 1:38 pm
Posted on 9/26/22 at 1:38 pm to lsudave1
Unless Auburn can get Takeo Spikes, Quentin Riggins and Kurt Crain to suit up at the LB spots LSU will run it down our throats
Posted on 9/26/22 at 1:41 pm to TigerFanNKaty
Usually when we got mollywhopped by Auburn it's when an LSU QB is making their first start (Brandon Harris, TJ Finley, even in 2002 it was just Marcus Randall's 2nd start).
JD has 30+ starts under his belt so at the very least I don't expect this to be one of those blowout losses. But Jordan Hare voodoo is never to be overlooked, it's also our first road game of the season so I'm not taking anything for granted.
JD has 30+ starts under his belt so at the very least I don't expect this to be one of those blowout losses. But Jordan Hare voodoo is never to be overlooked, it's also our first road game of the season so I'm not taking anything for granted.
Posted on 9/26/22 at 1:43 pm to AuburnTigers
quote:Nope sorry to many games I’ve seen LSU blow that they thought they were going to win FSU comes to mind, that’s a pass. it’s not an auto win for LSU
Not this year bud. Enjoy your win
Posted on 9/26/22 at 1:47 pm to Che Boludo
I hear you, I've put a call in to my local voodoo priestess.
Posted on 9/26/22 at 1:51 pm to TIGERSPIKE
quote:And that awful 2012 team took LSU right down to the wire, losing 12-10. And that was a decent LSU squad that year, managing to win 10 games despite having 5 top 10 teams on their schedule.
This team is every bit as bad as the 2012 team in my opinion.
Then AU turned around the very next week and handed this man the first (and next to last) SEC win of his career:
Posted on 9/26/22 at 1:56 pm to FearlessFreep
No that was the Jarret Lee pick 6 year. LSU finished 8-5.
Posted on 9/26/22 at 1:58 pm to TigerFanNKaty
The Lee pick 6 year was 2008
Posted on 9/26/22 at 2:00 pm to TigerFanNKaty
quote:You're thinking of 2008, Tubs' swan song.
No that was the Jarret Lee pick 6 year. LSU finished 8-5.
Here's your schedule in 2012:
9/1 vs. North Texas (4-8) W 41 14
9/8 vs. Washington (7-6) W 41 3
9/15 vs. Idaho (1-11) W 63 14
9/22 @ *Auburn (3-9) W 12 10
9/29 vs. Towson (non-IA) W 38 22
10/6 @ *Florida (11-2) L 6 14
10/13 vs. *South Carolina (11-2) W 23 21
10/20 @ *Texas A&M (11-2) W 24 19
11/3 vs. *Alabama (13-1) L 17 21
11/10 vs. *Mississippi State (8-5) W 37 17
11/17 vs. *Mississippi (7-6) W 41 35
11/23 @ *Arkansas (4-8) W 20 13
12/31 vs. Clemson (11-2) L 24 25 @ Atlanta, GA Chick-Fil-A Bowl
Final record 10-3 (6-2 SEC). Played 5 teams that finished ranked in the USA Today Coaches' Top 10, beat two of them.
LSU finished #12 in the Coaches' Poll, #14 in the AP.
This post was edited on 9/26/22 at 2:01 pm
Posted on 9/26/22 at 2:01 pm to WaterLink
Ah right, but I was thinking of that game Lee came in and looked like a savior then proceeded to set that infamous record. What was the score in that game?
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