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re: Things you are secretly jealous of about other SEC schools and rivals

Posted on 5/6/12 at 9:53 pm to
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
18641 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

Tiger3048
quote:

Alabama - nothing in terms of football


Yah....right...
Posted by cjared036
Houston, tx
Member since Dec 2009
9569 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 9:57 pm to
Auburn: eagle /toomers
Arkansas: I wish Tuscaloosa had a highly visible corporation, like Wal-Mart, headquartered there.
LSU: tailgating, atmosphere on game day. NECK, band parading and running into the stadium before the game. Chinese bandits cheer.
Tennessee: I think Neyland is awesome, just as great as BDS. Setting on the river is
Florida: I love the swamp moniker for your stadium. Tebow. Go gator cheer too.
UGA: downtown Athens, the street going by the open end zone of the stadium, allowing you to look into stadium. Setting in Ga is overall awesome.
USC: Columbia is a very nice town.
ATM: your band has a nice tradition. I'll pass on everything else.
Mizzou: tell what I should like.
Vandy: Nashville, perpetual underdog status. (I sometimes wish Bama wasn't favored in every game theyplay, lets me enjoy the victory more.)
Posted by Tigerinasia
Natchitoches
Member since Jan 2008
1706 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 10:08 pm to
"Everyone with a rival."

I'm with you. Bama vs Auburn is pretty sweet.
This post was edited on 5/6/12 at 10:09 pm
Posted by BOZ4LSU
A place
Member since Jan 2012
2391 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 10:10 pm to
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Damn Good Dawg


You seem to be struggling with this topic.

How about campus police that doesn't arrest half your team every year?
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

Everyone with a rival.


This
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 10:12 pm to
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Is there a single person that actually likes the cowbells?


They aren't an SEC school, but sure, there is one school in particular that just LOVES the sound of cowbells...Clemson, of course. Means their wives/sisters/cousins (no difference cause they are all related) are on the way home from prepping the cows/sheep for their..ahem..daily alone time.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
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Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 10:24 pm to
Sports wise:
AU - the F. U. attitude they have in away CFB games, probably honed by decades of listening to a bunch of crap in their own state 24/7/365.
UA - 80 years of respect outside of the region, not just in the South
Vanderbilt - actual student-athletes being the norm, not the exception.
Ole Miss - Tradition kept (Bl__k Be__s will never be uttered by me)
MSU - a faithful fanbase against all odds and at all times


Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47824 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 10:29 pm to
I'm jealous of Alabama's history. Auburn has a pretty good winning tradition that is completely overshadowed by Alabama's and it is infuriating.
Posted by USMC Gators
Member since Oct 2011
14633 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 10:29 pm to
quote:

Alabama - nothing in terms of football,

Not sure if serious.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 10:29 pm to
quote:

"suck that tiger dick, bitch".


This is low class and I wish those doing that cheer be immediately escorted outside.
Posted by Razorologist
Member since Aug 2011
1538 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 10:34 pm to
1. The instate recruiting luxury for Bama, LSU and Florida.
2. Nick Saban
3. Tigerdroppings
4. Media fap fest

Not jealous of:
1. Meth labs
2. Crime
3. Ugly, flat terrain that is home to Superfund sites.
4. Disease carrying mosquitoes.
Posted by The_Pistol
Member since Dec 2003
2519 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 10:34 pm to
Alabama - Iconic, legendary former coach
Arkansas - Timeless logo, NCAA B-ball championship
Auburn - Soaring eagle
Ole Miss - Quaint, small-town campus.
Miss. State - Very nice chemical engineering building
Texas A&M - President of US Alumni
LSU - Stranglehold on awesomeness in every category

Florida - Gatorade and proximity to Crystal River
Georgia - The SEC Championship is a home game.
Kentucky - Basketball tradition
Mizzou - Alumnus, Sam Walton, if alive would be easily the wealthiest man in the world (possibly in all of history).
South Carolina - Mascot-related wordplay opportunities
Tennessee - Volunteer Navy
Vanderbilt - The university brand. I wish that the mere mention of my alma mater's name meant, "I am smarter than you. My family is likely wealthier than yours, and if I am ever forced to fly on a commercial flight, I will have more leg room and will de-plane at least 10 minutes before you upon landing."
Posted by big Tiger 1885
Member since Oct 2011
1203 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

Is there a single person that actually likes the cowbells?


NO they are f$%king annoying. My cousin is a MSU grad and we were watching the game together at our hunting camp in 09. He wouldn't stop ringing that damn thing. After we won I took his cowbell and threw it into the Mississippi River
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
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Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 10:36 pm to
quote:

LSU - Stranglehold on awesomeness in every category


Well there ya go
Posted by big Tiger 1885
Member since Oct 2011
1203 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 10:39 pm to
quote:

Not jealous of:
1. Meth labs
2. Crime
3. Ugly, flat terrain that is home to Superfund sites.
4. Disease carrying mosquitoes.


Arkansas doesn't have meth labs?

The no mosquitoe thing must be awesome
Posted by DonDraper
OTP
Member since Mar 2012
1407 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 10:53 pm to
quote:

You seem to be struggling with this topic. How about campus police that doesn't arrest half your team every year?


He's kinda a doucher, but it's not Athens PD that's the problem. That's an excuse they use. It's stems from a lack of respect for their coaching staff, and no fear of getting in trouble. None of them fear Richt. Athens police force doesnt cover the GA/AL border where their one player got busted for weed on spring break. Athens PD also doesnt fail the drug test for them.

AU- Caddy, Bo, and Ronny B. Their eagle that flys around.

UT- The setting of the campus, mountains and hills(Ttown is pretty flat). Eric Berry, and Mayo. The weather. Not that Knoxville doesnt get hot, but Ttown doesnt really have a fall, and most of the year it feels like a sauna.
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 11:01 pm to
quote:

don

aww you know you love me you little twat

btw coach garner has a couple DL recruits coming in, can we borrow momma don again? i figure you can handle the trailerhood while she's away on "bidness"
quote:

BOZ4LSU

nope, i don't need any of yalls crap. the stricter police force makes winning all the more satisfying or something like that

but if we are gonna whine about stuff then

Bammer: titles and more titles
LSU: drunk, obnoxious arse holes who love to yell
arky: nuttin
auburn: nuttin
msu: nuttin
oxford: i guess we could add their dime pieces to ours
a&m: nuttin

flawrida: spurrier
usce: nuttin
vandy: academics
UK: bball
UT: nuttin
Mizzou: nuttin
This post was edited on 5/6/12 at 11:04 pm
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 11:04 pm to
quote:

LSU: drunk, obnoxious arse holes who love to yell


Thank you
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 11:05 pm to
i am dead serious too
This post was edited on 5/6/12 at 11:05 pm
Posted by texasaggie08
Triple D, TX
Member since Dec 2010
1408 posts
Posted on 5/6/12 at 11:08 pm to
I'm surprised no ones said that they're jealous of the fact that we have 5 male yell leaders instead of female cheerleaders
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