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Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:07 am to Crimson Legend
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But the truth is, it could have been some bitter auburn student who hates football, or a crazy frat boy who wanted to impress his frat brothers
Possibly, but since the police have already said he has no affiliation with Auburn University, it's probably not that.
Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:08 am to 14&Counting
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Doesn't matter they will find some way to blame this on Bama. It's the narrative that counts.
Exactly.
Since we're making up stories to fit our narrative, I think it was an auburn fan who had just seen LSU win and didn't realize it would be overturned. Either that, or Kristi Malzahn's nephew who is tired of her crazy shite and mad because his hashbrowns weren't "scattered, smothered, and covered" on his last trip to the Waffle House.
Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:09 am to StopRobot
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Because he was drunk.
It still wouldn't make sense.
Drinking just amplifies feelings you already have.
Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:11 am to Crimson Legend
Yeah, we made up that whole Harvey Updyke story....and you guys built shrines to him.
Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:11 am to AUbagman
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Drinking just amplifies feelings you already have.
Feelings like God my team sucks, Malzahn is shite, and our AD is destroying our program???
Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:11 am to AUCE05
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We used to always catch the TP on fire when I was in undergrad.
TP on fire is a much cooler tradition than TP not on fire
Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:14 am to MrAUTigers
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Yeah, we made up that whole Harvey Updyke story....and you guys built shrines to him.
Harvey Updyke was the greatest thing that ever happened to some of you auburn ranters. For the rest of your lives, whenever you want to paint the entire Alabama fanbase as insane, bitter assholes, you get to point to Harvey.
Now someone sets fire to your beloved oak trees, which was common for years by your own fans, it's Harvey all over again.
Congrats. Your team sucks arse but you get to play the victim this morning, so it's a win for you.
Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:17 am to Crimson Legend
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Harvey Updyke was the greatest thing that ever happened to some of you auburn ranters. For the rest of your lives, whenever you want to paint the entire Alabama fanbase as insane, bitter assholes, you get to point to Harvey.
Don't forget about the chick who shot and killed the other chick..........because she just wasn't taking the loss serious enough.
Or the tea bagger. Let's don't forget about him.
We don't want to paint with a broad brush.
You people are douchebags whether you win or lose.
Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:17 am to Crimson Legend
It's pretty clear Harvey is an Auburn fan. A guy from Texas with no connection to UA who randomly shows up 30 minutes away from Auburn, says "Roll Damn Tide" (what Bama fan says that?) and gives them a perpetual moral victory.
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Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:17 am to PrivatePublic
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Feelings like God my team sucks, Malzahn is shite, and our AD is destroying our program???
So you'd light a Toomer's Oak on fire opposed to just going out and beating someone's arse? Doesn't make sense.
Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:19 am to MrAUTigers
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I don't see an Auburn fan doing that. Either LSU or bama fan, IMO.
Given enough alcohol, I can promise you at least a few AU fans would think it would be "cool"
Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:21 am to MrAUTigers
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Don't forget about the chick who shot and killed the other chick..........because she just wasn't taking the loss serious enough.
Or the tea bagger. Let's don't forget about him.
We don't want to paint with a broad brush.
You people are douchebags whether you win or lose.
What you don't seem to realize is that 4 pages of "CSI:auburn" where you try to prove your assumption that this must have been a Bama guy puts you in exactly the same category as above.
You are what you hate...without the championships.
Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:22 am to Crimson Legend
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What you don't seem to realize is that 4 pages of "CSI:auburn" where you try to prove your assumption that this must have been a Bama guy puts you in exactly the same category as above.
Nobody is trying to prove shite. IT WILL COME OUT WHO HE IS. HE IS IN CUSTODY.
Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:23 am to MrAUTigers
You realize that it could very easily have been an Auburn fan. And then based on your posts in this thread you're going to have start condemning your own fanbase the same way
Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:24 am to genro
He is a POS...no matter what team he pulls for.
Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:25 am to 14&Counting
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It's the narrative that counts.
Closet Ole Miss Fan.
Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:25 am to MrAUTigers
Well dang, I know a life-long Auburn fan that shot one of my dog's leg off in front of my family, and his Auburn loving family tried to cover up for him. (This guy didn't go the Auburn, but all of his fam did.) Do I hold that crime against every Auburn fan? Hell no. Point is, it doesn't matter what team affiliation you have, there are going to be crazy people who do really stupid, sick things. And you know what is even more stupid? The fact that there are some Auburn fans that can't see that anybody who lives in the state of Alabama, and the southeast in general, are kind of sharing the same culture. You'll come across some people who represent the state and southern culture terribly, and then some that make us proud to be from where we are. That's just life.
Posted on 9/25/16 at 10:25 am to MrAUTigers
Not just one guy is a POS. An entire fanbase is a POS. Whoever it is.
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