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The Top 3 Attention Whore Fanbases

Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:40 pm
Posted by TheGrandJury
Member since Jan 2016
142 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:40 pm
This is really tough for me because almost all of you are attention whores.

1. Ole Miss/Texas A&M: You've beaten Alabama two years in a row, but outside of that you've done nothing in football. Texas A&M you've just done nothing.

2. Auburn/Arky: You masterbate to NFL highlights of Cam Newton on a nightly basis then talk about it on the rant. Cam doesn't love any of you.
You Arky mofos are clearly crying for attention. You dick ride every successful SEC program.
3. LSU: LSU's pure envy for everything Alabama is disgusting and abysmal. You're always trying to one up Alabama.

Honorable mentions:
Alabama: None of you contributed on the field to any of Bama's championships. Please stop acting like it.

Tennessee: Congrats on your 3rd straight offseason title.


This post was edited on 1/26/16 at 8:28 pm
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:42 pm to
Not as big a whore as your mom though
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:42 pm to
*obligatory "where's my team?!" post*
Posted by BloodSweat&Beers
One Particular Harbor, Fl
Member since Jan 2012
9153 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:43 pm to
Arky on the SECr. Offseason dynasty.
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

Not as big a whore as your mom though
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
73312 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:43 pm to
AtM and its not close at all

Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:44 pm to
Akansas
A&M
Auburn

probably
Posted by SouthMSReb
Member since Dec 2013
4415 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

The top 3 schools for whores


quote:

1. Ole Miss


FTFY
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22454 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:45 pm to
Please log onto your main account.

I would like to tell the proper person to go frick themselves.
Posted by MightyYat
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2009
24364 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:45 pm to
Just watch A&M the next 8 months.
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:45 pm to
Leaving A&M out erases any thread-cred, as they haven't won shite & always talk crap like your baby brother even though he knows he will get beat up

Unless you are of the mind they are a Big 12 team, & thus are not candidates
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:45 pm to
No Tennessee honorable mention?
Posted by I-59 Tiger
Vestavia Hills, AL
Member since Sep 2003
36703 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:46 pm to
1.Alabama
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46375 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:46 pm to
The answer is always Alabama to this question. Hell this site's existence is owed to attention whoring Tide fans
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:46 pm to




Posted by yellowhammer2098
New Orleans, LA
Member since Mar 2013
3850 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:46 pm to
Leave Bama out of this. Our fans only whore themselves out at family reunions.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:47 pm to
Should an attention whore alter like yourself really be commenting on attention whore

quote:

Alabama: None of you contributed on the field to any of Bama's championships. Please stop acting like it.



I like how you put this in here, despite being a bama fan
Posted by dboyback
baton rouge
Member since Jul 2013
1579 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:47 pm to
HUH?? No faggies no care
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60119 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:49 pm to
Judging by this thread so far we don't need to do much anymore to get attention from all of you
Posted by RebelExpress38
In your base, killin your dudes
Member since Apr 2012
13509 posts
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:50 pm to
We beat bama twice AND made number one on your list, bitch
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